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Dan Smith will
Sew Your Asshole Closed And Keep Feeding You…And Feeding You
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Dan Smith will
enter the forest with you, but exit alone
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Dan Smith will
Get Some Fucking French Toast With You
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Dan Smith will
show you on the doll how to strum
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Dan Smith will
make a doodie
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Dan Smith will
stain your blue dress
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Dan Smith will
Screw You.
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Dan Smith will
Regret Having Elective Amputations Directly Below The Knee.
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Dan Smith will
jump through hoops
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Dan Smith will
creepily watch your children play
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Dan Smith will
show you the difference between a “Dirty Sanchez” and a “Les Paul”
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Dan Smith will
Commit Tree Genocide.
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Dan Smith will
KILL PUPPIES!!
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Dan Smith will
ignore all these crazy comments by people who do not have a life!
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Dan Smith will
Teach You To Clasp Your Hands Together Tenderly
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Dan Smith will
DESTROY ALL HUMANS
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Dan Smith will
eat a nipple sandwich
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Dan Smith will
Let You Finish, But Dan Smith Is The Best Guitar Teacher Of All Time
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Dan Smith will
touch your bikini area.
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Dan Smith will
kill the next poster
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Dan Smith will
NOT play this guitar!
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Dan Smith will
5 minutes
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Dan Smith will
Smith, Whoever.
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Dan Smith will
shit on your face
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Dan Smith will
Go On !!
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Dan Smith will
Battle Evil Wherever IT May Be
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Dan Smith will
pinch your moms ass
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Dan Smith will
do as he wilt.
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Dan Smith will
cover you in kisses
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Dan Smith will
LOST THE GAME
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Dan Smith will
eat ham sandwiches with no mayo
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Dan Smith will
cut a bitch
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Dan Smith will
love caseface forever
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Dan Smith will
love whitney forever
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Dan Smith will
Die At The Age Of 57 From Acute Angina
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Dan Smith will
not be ignored
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Dan Smith will
play rock band
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Dan Smith will
touch you
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Dan Smith will
Never Age, Apparently.
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Dan Smith will
…what a ho.
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Dan Smith will
be your meme
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Dan Smith will
get rich beeyatch
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Dan Smith will
greet you with tar.
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Dan Smith will
Travel.
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Dan Smith will
not go near my children
ever again -
Dan Smith will
survive
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Dan Smith will
pray for your soul. with his guitar.
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Dan Smith will
says hi whitney
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Dan Smith will
love tom
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Dan Smith will
Always Love You.
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Dan Smith will
tune your “instrument”
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Dan Smith will
Rogers.
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Dan Smith will
Smith.
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Dan Smith will
Wheaton [sic].
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Dan Smith will
learn how to play the guitar
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Dan Smith will
Ferrell.
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Dan Smith will
Go Balls Deep.
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Dan Smith will
Keep Playing It Cool To Hide The Fact He Just Sharted.
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Dan Smith will
call you daddy
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Dan Smith will
Feed Your Cats While You’re Away
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Dan Smith will
Make Your Guitar Smell Like His Armpit.
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Dan Smith will
Help You Move
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Dan Smith will
lick your Fret
lick your Fret -
Dan Smith will
Teach You To Feel Shame And Then Masturbate.
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Dan Smith will
finger a Wombat
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Dan Smith will
pose for GAP
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Dan Smith will
enjoy a shampoo and shave at Best Cuts
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Dan Smith will
Give Up Guitar.
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Dan Smith will
always wear mom jeans
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Dan Smith will
Teach You Sitar
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Dan Smith will
you get nothing.
you get nothing.
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Dan Smith will
wear a snuggie
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Dan Smith will
eat bugs
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Dan Smith will
no teach you guitar
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Dan Smith will
finally play his goddamn guitar.
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Dan Smith will
Fight your mom
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Dan Smith will
dance naked for your pleasure.
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Dan Smith will
Put this ad up in every pizza joint in the city
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Dan Smith will
shit on the coats
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Dan Smith will
play a little game called just the tip…just to see how it feels
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Dan Smith will
let you touch it
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Dan Smith will
go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
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Dan Smith will
Be Too Big To Fail
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Dan Smith will
Ferrell
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Dan Smith will
shake that laffy taffy
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Dan Smith will
kiss my balls
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Dan Smith will
put it in your mouth
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Dan Smith will
baby sit your little children real good! Mmmm!
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Dan Smith will
Smith, it’s practically the same person
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Dan Smith will
Eat A Puppy For Dinner Tonight
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Dan Smith will
smoke copious amounts of crack.
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Dan Smith will
lliW htimS naD
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Dan Smith will
hug you when no one else will
-
Dan Smith will
kill your dog
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Dan Smith will
Suck It!
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Dan Smith will
make you realize what a phallic symbol a guitar is
-
Dan Smith will
teach you how to love again.
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Dan Smith will
show you how frampton really comes alive
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Dan Smith will
shake that bear
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Dan Smith will
blog about his dog.
-
Dan Smith will
masturbate in front of your daughter
-
Dan Smith will
fuck you in the ass and not even give you a reacharound
-
Dan Smith will
Let You Finish, But…
-
Dan Smith will
not use lube.
-
Dan Smith will
teach you how to strum
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Dan Smith will
fist you hard.
-
Dan Smith will
climb a tree naked
-
Dan Smith will
tell you all about his weekend.
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Dan Smith will
inseminate your mother.
-
Dan Smith will
Poop in your moms bed
-
Dan Smith will
or won’t cry himself to sleep. depends
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Dan Smith will
murder a priest
-
Dan Smith will
Break Your Face
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Dan Smith will
Always pee sitting down.
-
Dan Smith will
teach you piano
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Dan Smith will
Open a Small Business.
-
Dan Smith will
Die Young.
-
Dan Smith will
major in economics
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Dan Smith will
touch children inappropriately
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Dan Smith will
Clean Your Pipes
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Dan Smith will
Wang Chung Tonight