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win the 33rd annual lumberjack competition
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touch my genitals
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think Jimmy Fallon is Justin Long & vice-versa
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be disappointed that the genie can’t grant unlimited wishes
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Ite, Ite, Ite, Ipples and Bininis
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teach YOU how to finally eat out that pussy
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be the first man on Jupiter
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teach Meredith Guitar. (Seriously)
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eat Fruity Pebbles in a horse trough
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eat your children
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doody
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greet you at the door with a frying pan.
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stick his dick in an electrical socket.
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morph into a zebra.
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shed his skin twice a year
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throw a kid into the sun
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successfully change his name to “Boomer the Dog”
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Humphrey your Bogart
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fill a CamelBak with bloody mary mix
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occasionally peruse kiddie pool brochures
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always, always, temporarily
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spit or swallow. Your call.
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not remember tonight.
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drop it drop it low
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touch you innapropiately when mom isnt in the room
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not be racist, nigga
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make you feel all tingly inside
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creepily look at you.
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Light it up like its dynamite
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suck your cock
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fuck your face
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Sit On This Chair.
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suck a dick.
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Kill your Dog.
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s on tome t’s
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eat Olie tonight
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bite you
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find work…LOL JK
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rock out to hannah montana
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eat his guitar
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find a single gray hair on his elbow.
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eat raw potatoes
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bite the hand that feeds
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send horse meat to his mother on mother’s day
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put a finger up Wilson Stamm’s hairy butthole.
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wait…who the fuck is dan smith?
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be awesome
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teach you guitar.
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get a better smile.
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wait…what?
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shit on his own balls
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become a licensed masseuse. o yea?
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lick his butthole
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☞ɷ☜…twice
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eat a spicy cockmeat sandwich, and like it.
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get pink socked
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rape Adam Lieber.
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find Waldo
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kill midgets and fuck sluts, and he’s all outta sluts
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teach you Lotus Notes
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go to Staten Island and like it
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not be tamed
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snatch the last potato pancake. NOOO!!!!
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snatch white girls, obama
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Dan Smith is a talented guitar teacher in New York City. His flyers are everywhere in the city and its impossible to miss him.
I admire his marketing ability; he seriously has more visibility in Manhattan than Clear Channel. Go to any deli, pizzeria, or restaurant in Manhattan and chances are you’ll see one of his posters.
Most importantly, I love how definitive the flyers are. Dan Smith WILL Teach You Guitar. There’s no questioning that fact. You may not have even wanted to learn the guitar. Too bad, now you know and its all thanks to Dan.
So it is out of the utmost respect for Dan Smith and his marketing savvy that I have created this site. Its all in good fun. I highly encourage visiting Dan Smith’s website and get lessons from him. You suck at guitar. Guess who’s way better than you? You got it, Dan Smith. Do yourself a favor. Dan Smith WILL teach you guitar.