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Dan Smith Will
not go near my children
ever again

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survive

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pray for your soul. with his guitar.

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says hi whitney

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love tom

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Dan Smith Will
Always Love You.

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Dan Smith Will
tune your “instrument”

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Rogers.

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Smith.

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Wheaton [sic].

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Dan Smith Will
learn how to play the guitar

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Dan Smith Will
Ferrell.

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Dan Smith Will
Go Balls Deep.

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Dan Smith Will
Keep Playing It Cool To Hide The Fact He Just Sharted.

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Dan Smith Will
call you daddy

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Dan Smith Will
Feed Your Cats While You’re Away

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Dan Smith Will
Make Your Guitar Smell Like His Armpit.

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Dan Smith Will
never give you up

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Dan Smith Will
Help You Move

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Dan Smith Will
lick your Fret
lick your Fret

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Dan Smith Will
Teach You To Feel Shame And Then Masturbate.

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Dan Smith Will
finger a Wombat

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Dan Smith Will
pose for GAP

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Dan Smith Will
enjoy a shampoo and shave at Best Cuts

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Dan Smith Will
Give Up Guitar.

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Dan Smith Will
always wear mom jeans

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Dan Smith Will
Teach You Sitar

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Dan Smith Will
you get nothing.

you get nothing.

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Dan Smith Will
wear a snuggie

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Dan Smith Will
eat bugs

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Dan Smith Will
no teach you guitar

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Dan Smith Will
finally play his goddamn guitar.

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Dan Smith Will
Win the Nobel Peace Prize next year

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Dan Smith Will
Fight your mom

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Dan Smith Will
dance naked for your pleasure.

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Dan Smith Will
Put this ad up in every pizza joint in the city

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Dan Smith Will
shit on the coats

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Dan Smith Will
try a little tenderness

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Dan Smith Will
play a little game called just the tip…just to see how it feels

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Dan Smith Will
Invent the next Twitter

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let you touch it

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go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.

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Dan Smith Will
Be Too Big To Fail

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Dan Smith Will
Ferrell

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Dan Smith Will
shake that laffy taffy

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kiss my balls

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put it in your mouth

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Dan Smith Will
Rock You

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Dan Smith Will
baby sit your little children real good! Mmmm!

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Dan Smith Will
Smith, it’s practically the same person

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Dan Smith Will
Taste the Rainbow

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Eat A Puppy For Dinner Tonight

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smoke copious amounts of crack.

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lliW htimS naD

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hug you when no one else will

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Dan Smith Will
Teach You Tambourine

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kill your dog

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Dan Smith Will
rewrite the 10 commandments

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Dan Smith Will
Suck It!

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Dan Smith Will
make you realize what a phallic symbol a guitar is

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Dan Smith Will
teach you how to love again.

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Dan Smith Will
show you how frampton really comes alive

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Dan Smith Will
shake that bear

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blog about his dog.

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Dan Smith Will
cry realistic tears

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masturbate in front of your daughter

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fuck you in the ass and not even give you a reacharound

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Let You Finish, But…

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not use lube.

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eat a balanced breakfast

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teach you how to strum

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fist you hard.

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climb a tree naked

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tell you all about his weekend.

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Dan Smith Will
inseminate your mother.

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Dan Smith Will
Poop in your moms bed

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or won’t cry himself to sleep. depends

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Dan Smith Will
learn how to play guitar

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Dan Smith Will
be home for Christmas

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Dan Smith Will
murder a priest

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Dan Smith Will
Cover “Boot Scoot Boogie”

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Dan Smith Will
Invent New Emotions

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Break Your Face

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Dan Smith Will
Always pee sitting down.

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Dan Smith Will
teach you piano

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Dan Smith Will
Open a Small Business.

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Die Young.

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Dan Smith Will
major in economics

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Translate Jar-Jar Binks

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touch children inappropriately

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Melt Your Face

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Dan Smith Will
Eat Your Family

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Dan Smith Will
Immortalize Ralph Nader

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Clean Your Pipes

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Dan Smith Will
Wang Chung Tonight

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Dan Smith Will
Be The Change

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Save Your Soul

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Make you a sandwitch

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Dan Smith Will
Never Let Go

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Dan Smith Will
read a book

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Dan Smith is a talented guitar teacher in New York City. His flyers are everywhere in the city and its impossible to miss him.

I admire his marketing ability; he seriously has more visibility in Manhattan than Clear Channel. Go to any deli, pizzeria, or restaurant in Manhattan and chances are you’ll see one of his posters.

Most importantly, I love how definitive the flyers are. Dan Smith WILL Teach You Guitar. There’s no questioning that fact. You may not have even wanted to learn the guitar. Too bad, now you know and its all thanks to Dan.

So it is out of the utmost respect for Dan Smith and his marketing savvy that I have created this site. Its all in good fun. I highly encourage visiting Dan Smith’s website and get lessons from him. You suck at guitar. Guess who’s way better than you? You got it, Dan Smith. Do yourself a favor. Dan Smith WILL teach you guitar.