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Dan Smith will
Teach You To Love Yourself Again
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Dan Smith will
find your breasts satisfying on a spiritual level.
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Dan Smith will
watch Zootopia several MILLION times!
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Dan Smith will
not teach any Jimmy Buffet material.He just won’t!
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Dan Smith will
protect you from zombies👯
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Dan Smith will
play guitar in your local bar🍺
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Dan Smith will
not watch Games of Thrones…ever
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Dan Smith will
reel you a secret about your sister.
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Dan Smith will
make sweet monkey love🐒
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Dan Smith will
take you from behind and make you see colors🌈
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Dan Smith will
kill the czar and his ministers.
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Dan Smith will
have a secret crush on Ann Curry
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Dan Smith will
make you feel tingly in your naughty place😜
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Dan Smith will
drain the dragon🐉
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Dan Smith will
make a boom boom in his pants.
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Dan Smith will
make poop
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Dan Smith will
try to include real content whenever possible.
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Dan Smith will
use this site to do affirmations.
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Dan Smith will
turn down a blow job from Margeret Thatcher🤡