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    Teach You To Love Yourself Again

  • Dan Smith will

    find your breasts satisfying on a spiritual level.

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    watch Zootopia several MILLION times!

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    not teach any Jimmy Buffet material.He just won’t!

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    protect you from zombies👯

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    play guitar in your local bar🍺

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    not watch Games of Thrones…ever

  • Dan Smith will

    reel you a secret about your sister.

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    make sweet monkey love🐒

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    take you from behind and make you see colors🌈

  • Dan Smith will

    kill the czar and his ministers.

  • Dan Smith will

    have a secret crush on Ann Curry

  • Dan Smith will

    make you feel tingly in your naughty place😜

  • Dan Smith will

    drain the dragon🐉

  • Dan Smith will

    make a boom boom in his pants.

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    make poop

  • Dan Smith will

    try to include real content whenever possible.

  • Dan Smith will

    use this site to do affirmations.

  • Dan Smith will

    turn down a blow job from Margeret Thatcher🤡

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