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  • Dan Smith will

    Sew Your Asshole Closed And Keep Feeding You…And Feeding You

  • Dan Smith will

    enter the forest with you, but exit alone

  • Dan Smith will

    Get Some Fucking French Toast With You

  • Dan Smith will

    show you on the doll how to strum

  • Dan Smith will

    make a doodie

  • Dan Smith will

    stain your blue dress

  • Dan Smith will

    Do the Cha-Cha

  • Dan Smith will

    Screw You.

  • Dan Smith will

    Regret Having Elective Amputations Directly Below The Knee.

  • Dan Smith will

    jump through hoops

  • Dan Smith will

    creepily watch your children play

  • Dan Smith will

    show you the difference between a “Dirty Sanchez” and a “Les Paul”

  • Dan Smith will

    Commit Tree Genocide.

  • Dan Smith will

    KILL PUPPIES!!

  • Dan Smith will

    ignore all these crazy comments by people who do not have a life!

  • Dan Smith will

    Teach You To Clasp Your Hands Together Tenderly

  • Dan Smith will

    DESTROY ALL HUMANS

  • Dan Smith will

    eat a nipple sandwich

  • Dan Smith will

    Let You Finish, But Dan Smith Is The Best Guitar Teacher Of All Time

  • Dan Smith will

    touch your bikini area.

  • Dan Smith will

    kill the next poster

  • Dan Smith will

    NOT play this guitar!

  • Dan Smith will

    5 minutes

  • Dan Smith will

    Smith, Whoever.

  • Dan Smith will

    shit on your face

  • Dan Smith will

    Go On !!

  • Dan Smith will

    Always Be My Baby

  • Dan Smith will

    Battle Evil Wherever IT May Be

  • Dan Smith will

    pinch your moms ass

  • Dan Smith will

    do as he wilt.

  • Dan Smith will

    Follow You Into the Dark

  • Dan Smith will

    cover you in kisses

  • Dan Smith will

    LOST THE GAME

  • Dan Smith will

    Survive

  • Dan Smith will

    eat ham sandwiches with no mayo

  • Dan Smith will

    cut a bitch

  • Dan Smith will

    Always Love Yoooouuuuu

  • Dan Smith will

    Steal Your Soul

  • Dan Smith will

    love caseface forever

  • Dan Smith will

    love whitney forever

  • Dan Smith will

    Die At The Age Of 57 From Acute Angina

  • Dan Smith will

    not be ignored

  • Dan Smith will

    play rock band

  • Dan Smith will

    touch you

  • Dan Smith will

    Never Age, Apparently.

  • Dan Smith will

    …what a ho.

  • Dan Smith will

    be your meme

  • Dan Smith will

    get rich beeyatch

  • Dan Smith will

    greet you with tar.

  • Dan Smith will

    Travel.

  • Dan Smith will

    not go near my children
    ever again

  • Dan Smith will

    survive

  • Dan Smith will

    pray for your soul. with his guitar.

  • Dan Smith will

    says hi whitney

  • Dan Smith will

    love tom

  • Dan Smith will

    Always Love You.

  • Dan Smith will

    tune your “instrument”

  • Dan Smith will

    Rogers.

  • Dan Smith will

    Smith.

  • Dan Smith will

    Wheaton [sic].

  • Dan Smith will

    learn how to play the guitar

  • Dan Smith will

    Ferrell.

  • Dan Smith will

    Go Balls Deep.

  • Dan Smith will

    Keep Playing It Cool To Hide The Fact He Just Sharted.

  • Dan Smith will

    call you daddy

  • Dan Smith will

    Feed Your Cats While You’re Away

  • Dan Smith will

    Make Your Guitar Smell Like His Armpit.

  • Dan Smith will

    never give you up

  • Dan Smith will

    Help You Move

  • Dan Smith will

    lick your Fret
    lick your Fret

  • Dan Smith will

    Teach You To Feel Shame And Then Masturbate.

  • Dan Smith will

    finger a Wombat

  • Dan Smith will

    pose for GAP

  • Dan Smith will

    enjoy a shampoo and shave at Best Cuts

  • Dan Smith will

    Give Up Guitar.

  • Dan Smith will

    always wear mom jeans

  • Dan Smith will

    Teach You Sitar

  • Dan Smith will

    you get nothing.

    you get nothing.

  • Dan Smith will

    wear a snuggie

  • Dan Smith will

    eat bugs

  • Dan Smith will

    no teach you guitar

  • Dan Smith will

    finally play his goddamn guitar.

  • Dan Smith will

    Win the Nobel Peace Prize next year

  • Dan Smith will

    Fight your mom

  • Dan Smith will

    dance naked for your pleasure.

  • Dan Smith will

    Put this ad up in every pizza joint in the city

  • Dan Smith will

    shit on the coats

  • Dan Smith will

    try a little tenderness

  • Dan Smith will

    play a little game called just the tip…just to see how it feels

  • Dan Smith will

    Invent the next Twitter

  • Dan Smith will

    let you touch it

  • Dan Smith will

    go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.

  • Dan Smith will

    Be Too Big To Fail

  • Dan Smith will

    Ferrell

  • Dan Smith will

    shake that laffy taffy

  • Dan Smith will

    kiss my balls

  • Dan Smith will

    put it in your mouth

  • Dan Smith will

    Rock You

  • Dan Smith will

    baby sit your little children real good! Mmmm!

  • Dan Smith will

    Smith, it’s practically the same person

  • Dan Smith will

    Taste the Rainbow

  • Dan Smith will

    Eat A Puppy For Dinner Tonight

  • Dan Smith will

    smoke copious amounts of crack.

  • Dan Smith will

    lliW htimS naD

  • Dan Smith will

    hug you when no one else will

  • Dan Smith will

    Teach You Tambourine

  • Dan Smith will

    kill your dog

  • Dan Smith will

    rewrite the 10 commandments

  • Dan Smith will

    Suck It!

  • Dan Smith will

    make you realize what a phallic symbol a guitar is

  • Dan Smith will

    teach you how to love again.

  • Dan Smith will

    show you how frampton really comes alive

  • Dan Smith will

    shake that bear

  • Dan Smith will

    blog about his dog.

  • Dan Smith will

    cry realistic tears

  • Dan Smith will

    masturbate in front of your daughter

  • Dan Smith will

    fuck you in the ass and not even give you a reacharound

  • Dan Smith will

    Let You Finish, But…

  • Dan Smith will

    not use lube.

  • Dan Smith will

    eat a balanced breakfast

  • Dan Smith will

    teach you how to strum

  • Dan Smith will

    fist you hard.

  • Dan Smith will

    climb a tree naked

  • Dan Smith will

    tell you all about his weekend.

  • Dan Smith will

    inseminate your mother.

  • Dan Smith will

    Poop in your moms bed

  • Dan Smith will

    or won’t cry himself to sleep. depends

  • Dan Smith will

    learn how to play guitar

  • Dan Smith will

    be home for Christmas

  • Dan Smith will

    murder a priest

  • Dan Smith will

    Cover “Boot Scoot Boogie”

  • Dan Smith will

    Invent New Emotions

  • Dan Smith will

    Break Your Face

  • Dan Smith will

    Always pee sitting down.

  • Dan Smith will

    teach you piano

  • Dan Smith will

    Open a Small Business.

  • Dan Smith will

    Die Young.

  • Dan Smith will

    major in economics

  • Dan Smith will

    Translate Jar-Jar Binks

  • Dan Smith will

    touch children inappropriately

  • Dan Smith will

    Melt Your Face

  • Dan Smith will

    Eat Your Family

  • Dan Smith will

    Immortalize Ralph Nader

  • Dan Smith will

    Clean Your Pipes

  • Dan Smith will

    Wang Chung Tonight

  • Dan Smith will

    Be The Change

  • Dan Smith will

    Save Your Soul

  • Dan Smith will

    Make you a sandwitch

  • Dan Smith will

    Never Let Go

  • Dan Smith will

    read a book

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