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Dan Smith will
never tell.
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Dan Smith will
eventually release the kitten crushed under him
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Dan Smith will
have sweet dreams of a Sunburst Stratocaster
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Dan Smith will
develop webbed feet like Waterworld
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Dan Smith will
piss blood.
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Dan Smith will
sit here until you do somethin’ ’bout it
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Dan Smith will
burn a hole in to your head with his
tenacity -
Dan Smith will
sell his soul for a Klondike bar
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Dan Smith will
to power
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Dan Smith will
crab walk down the entire length of Park Ave.
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Dan Smith will
murder over 13,000 cats this year
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Dan Smith will
not stop. Ever.
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Dan Smith will
call random people and sing lullabies
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Dan Smith will
dry hump at 37 second intervals
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Dan Smith will
watch you sleep tonight
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Dan Smith will
he or won’t he?
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Dan Smith will
never tell you where the bodies are buried
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Dan Smith will
give back your puppy, eventually
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Dan Smith will
eat tuna out of your cat’s mouth
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Dan Smith will
NOT write another sequel to The DaVinci Code
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Dan Smith will
tame Susan Sarandon
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Dan Smith will
Love you. Hard.
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Dan Smith will
the whole fleshlight
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Dan Smith will
share his stool with you
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Dan Smith will
Cook You Venison
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Dan Smith will
Crush The Infidels
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Dan Smith will
get you in your dreams.
-
Dan Smith will
Get Down On It
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Dan Smith will
be Brokeback Mountain with you for Halloween.
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Dan Smith will
touch you in your swimsuit area.
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Dan Smith will
knit you a condom.
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Dan Smith will
eat you alive.
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Dan Smith will
poop his pants, repeatedly
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Dan Smith will
offend all your relatives
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Dan Smith will
do anything you ask of him…including that
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Dan Smith will
motorboat
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Dan Smith will
feast on placenta
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Dan Smith will
spank your bottom, you naughty girl
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Dan Smith will
Teach You Guitar.
(Yesssss!) -
Dan Smith will
co and out
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Dan Smith will
y Wonka
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Dan Smith will
forget his umbrella and steal yours
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Dan Smith will
make miniature figurines with his toe hair
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Dan Smith will
stab you in the face
-
Dan Smith will
terrorize your children!!
-
Dan Smith will
spread HIV throughout the third world
-
Dan Smith will
, what about you?
-
Dan Smith will
Fight Chuck Norris
-
Dan Smith will
wants Dutch Christmas
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Dan Smith will
dress your pets in erotica
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Dan Smith will
fuck a duck
-
Dan Smith will
punch a baby
-
Dan Smith will
get trashed in a hot tub
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Dan Smith will
ask if he can come over and play
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Dan Smith will
strip and do the hula.
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Dan Smith will
only be racist sometimes
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Dan Smith will
tickle you with a feather
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Dan Smith will
Spiral Through The Wee-Wee
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Dan Smith will
Not Poop.
Ever. -
Dan Smith will
wake you up with a bowl of walnuts
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Dan Smith will
help Elin get even
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Dan Smith will
say something witty.
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Dan Smith will
say “thrust” repeatedly with rolled Rs
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Dan Smith will
Write Twilight Fanfiction
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Dan Smith will
slay the dragon
-
Dan Smith will
Take down your Christmas tree
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Dan Smith will
put dentures where no man should put them
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Dan Smith will
make you bleed
-
Dan Smith will
angrily make you clown balloons
-
Dan Smith will
swallow every last drop
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Dan Smith will
fist
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Dan Smith will
luv you long time
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Dan Smith will
Pardon Bin Laden
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Dan Smith will
Never Bathe
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Dan Smith will
iam S. Borroughs
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Dan Smith will
Secede from the Union
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Dan Smith will
Let You Touch His iPhone
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Dan Smith will
Never Stop
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Dan Smith will
Die Alone
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Dan Smith will
peek at the urinal
-
Dan Smith will
Subscribe to Esquire Magazine
-
Dan Smith will
watch
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Dan Smith will
enter your dreams
-
Dan Smith will
… or WILL he?
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Dan Smith will
Forget Your Name And Be Like, “Hey, What’s Up Man”
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Dan Smith will
Use Your Balls As A Pillow
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Dan Smith will
call you back.
-
Dan Smith will
I Am
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Dan Smith will
find Osama Bin Laden
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Dan Smith will
commit terrorist acts against America because they
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Dan Smith will
pee inside of you.
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Dan Smith will
make hard love to aron chacko
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Dan Smith will
titty fck you
-
Dan Smith will
Smith in Six Degrees of Separation
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Dan Smith will
hate you
-
Dan Smith will
Smith. One of these has talent.
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Dan Smith will
Sit Here Until You Call Him.
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Dan Smith will
ask you to help him move.
-
Dan Smith will
teach you guitar if you keep quiet about the thing
-
Dan Smith will
.
-
Dan Smith will
accidentally the whole thing.
-
Dan Smith will
kill you
-
Dan Smith will
Smith steel with Will Smith
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Dan Smith will
Never Lose This Fucking Staring Contest So Give Up
-
Dan Smith will
Marry your dad
-
Dan Smith will
order Chinese food and stiff the delivery boy
-
Dan Smith will
have the talk with you.
-
Dan Smith will
Poop For You. Right. Now.
-
Dan Smith will
Forget 9/11
-
Dan Smith will
Love it
-
Dan Smith will
save babby!
-
Dan Smith will
tell u how babby is mad
-
Dan Smith will
Wash Your Ass
-
Dan Smith will
never give you up, let you down, run around and desert you
-
Dan Smith will
fucking need you more that ever!
-
Dan Smith will
not leave this chair.
-
Dan Smith will
not be allowed within 50 feet of a school due to court order
-
Dan Smith will
rape your brain
-
Dan Smith will
ejaculate
-
Dan Smith will
touch your penis
-
Dan Smith will
perform date rape.
-
Dan Smith will
rock