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Dan Smith will
confess he likes the sound of wet farts
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Dan Smith will
win 2 Oscars by directing All Dogs Go to Heaven 3
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Dan Smith will
look at you stone- eyed while taking a crunch.
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Dan Smith will
be in the final episode of LOST.
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Dan Smith will
represent the Lullaby League.
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Dan Smith will
live vicariously through Dan Jones.
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Dan Smith will
delete his browsing history.
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Dan Smith will
not go out like this. not if he can help it.
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Dan Smith will
be on you like white on rice
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Dan Smith will
Sub In Clapton. Not.
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Dan Smith will
take a penny
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Dan Smith will
poke-poke-poke-poke-poke yer face
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Dan Smith will
pull a quarter right out of your ear!
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Dan Smith will
never tell you his real age
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Dan Smith will
never gonna survive unless he gets a little crazy.
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Dan Smith will
renounce the pentatonic scale
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Dan Smith will
never remove his Levi’s jeans
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Dan Smith will
overstay his welcome.
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Dan Smith will
bring back Creepy Crawlers
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Dan Smith will
feign art appreciation.
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Dan Smith will
go cuckoo for coco puffs!
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Dan Smith will
teach you long division.
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Dan Smith will
abuse his water usage in his apartment
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Dan Smith will
defecate in your litter box
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Dan Smith will
squat 500 lbs.
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Dan Smith will
date the president’s daughter
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Dan Smith will
Walk Your Maltese
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Dan Smith will
not tolerate your back-talk.
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Dan Smith will
sucka bona
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Dan Smith will
put his balls in your mouf
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Dan Smith will
velcro his shoes.
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Dan Smith will
fight for women’s rights.
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Dan Smith will
offer a reward for whomever finds Snuzzle
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Dan Smith will
request an aisle seat.
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Dan Smith will
eatchur baby
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Dan Smith will
shovel your walk.
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Dan Smith will
not double down.
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Dan Smith will
eat his burger well done. Ketchup on the side.
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Dan Smith will
shave your back
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Dan Smith will
Get you love drunk off his humps
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Dan Smith will
teach you to hold a guitar
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Dan Smith will
possess your heart
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Dan Smith will
not tell a lie
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Dan Smith will
rape your horses and ride away on your women
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Dan Smith will
need more jiggawatts
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Dan Smith will
sodomize you
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Dan Smith will
tuck you in at night
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Dan Smith will
eat your soul.
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Dan Smith will
get you drunk
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Dan Smith will
dance with the devil by the pale moonlight
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Dan Smith will
pass the dutchie on the left hand side
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Dan Smith will
one day learn how to unclasp a bra
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Dan Smith will
see you in 15-20. he “thought” she was 18.
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Dan Smith will
express his dislike for clap tracks.
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Dan Smith will
always love Lee: real. comfortable. jeans.
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Dan Smith will
reveal what’s so god-damned funny.
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Dan Smith will
go ass to mouth
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Dan Smith will
seduce Glenn Beck
-
Dan Smith will
mock your progress
-
Dan Smith will
never throw away his flowbee
-
Dan Smith will
sodomize him self
-
Dan Smith will
dig in the water
-
Dan Smith will
go anal-oral if the price is right
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Dan Smith will
not digg this.
-
Dan Smith will
☞ɷ☜
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Dan Smith will
✈ ▌▌
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Dan Smith will
rename himself “The Artist Formerly Known As Dan Smith”
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Dan Smith will
shoot you with laser eyes.
-
Dan Smith will
ne’er amount to anything.
-
Dan Smith will
rock the casbah
-
Dan Smith will
tuck his wiener in between his legs
-
Dan Smith will
proclaim this the summer of george
-
Dan Smith will
throw it on the ground
-
Dan Smith will
cry himself to sleep after discovering this page.
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Dan Smith will
burn down the Metropolitan Opera House
-
Dan Smith will
finger your pee hole
-
Dan Smith will
kill Chuck Norris
-
Dan Smith will
raise his hand
-
Dan Smith will
obey the voices…
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Dan Smith will
eat your children.
-
Dan Smith will
.i.am
-
Dan Smith will
be or not to be
-
Dan Smith will
be outside Popeye’s, eatin’ chicken ‘n fries
-
Dan Smith will
make you feel like a lady again.
-
Dan Smith will
be first in line @ sarah palins book signing
-
Dan Smith will
sip champagne when he’s thirsty
-
Dan Smith will
Keep It Off Your Wave
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Dan Smith will
Go For Seconds.
-
Dan Smith will
Show You The Meaning of Being Lonely
-
Dan Smith will
Teach You The Meaning of Pain
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Dan Smith will
ask for donations
-
Dan Smith will
fart rainbows
-
Dan Smith will
sell you an albino
-
Dan Smith will
gorge himself on sauerkraut tonight
-
Dan Smith will
eat your face
-
Dan Smith will
rape the willing
-
Dan Smith will
jiz his pants
-
Dan Smith will
discover uranium.
Again. -
Dan Smith will
not take it anymore
-
Dan Smith will
question everything
-
Dan Smith will
bring back the Sega channel
-
Dan Smith will
never beat Earth Worm Jim
-
Dan Smith will
have hos in different area codes
-
Dan Smith will
never walk alone
-
Dan Smith will
give you proof he had an affair with Tiger Woods
-
Dan Smith will
invest in a self-scalping kit
-
Dan Smith will
be exposed as the leader of an ivory smuggling ring
-
Dan Smith will
make this life worthwhile
-
Dan Smith will
touch you with a protractor
-
Dan Smith will
return to Narnia
-
Dan Smith will
not be attending Sarah Palin’s book signing
-
Dan Smith will
never blink
-
Dan Smith will
lead the boyscouts
-
Dan Smith will
respect his wife
-
Dan Smith will
pop his severe back acne to the Aladdin soundtrack
-
Dan Smith will
make his adam’s apple jostle about
-
Dan Smith will
sing 3-part harmonies. By himself.
-
Dan Smith will
cough blood
-
Dan Smith will
wake you up with a stiffy
-
Dan Smith will
ruin your mom’s surprise party
-
Dan Smith will
call you Nana
-
Dan Smith will
eventually.
-
Dan Smith will
not teach you shit.
-
Dan Smith will
understand. He’s been there.
-
Dan Smith will
not bring attention to your ill-timed boner.
-
Dan Smith will
Smith your Dan.
-
Dan Smith will
love you, and only you, the most.
-
Dan Smith will
ignore you.
-
Dan Smith will
wreck your shit. straight up.
-
Dan Smith will
fuck on the first date
-
Dan Smith will
never travel to Paris
-
Dan Smith will
build this city
-
Dan Smith will
endanger species
-
Dan Smith will
ignore your yeast infection
-
Dan Smith will
never learn how to play Stairway to Heaven
-
Dan Smith will
shriek like a banshee
-
Dan Smith will
squeeze his cheeks for hours a day
-
Dan Smith will
pus
-
Dan Smith will
call his sister tomorrow
-
Dan Smith will
devour your spinalcord
-
Dan Smith will
say Boomshakalaka repeatedly
-
Dan Smith will
remake The Crying Game
-
Dan Smith will
show you his two peglegs
-
Dan Smith will
put sugar in your gas tank
-
Dan Smith will
open his mouth wider than imaginable
-
Dan Smith will
rock you like a hurricane.
-
Dan Smith will
crash the White House wearing only a pink tutu.