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  • Dan Smith will

    demonstrate his Klon for you.

  • Dan Smith will

    walk a mile for a Camel.

  • Dan Smith will

    show those whippersnappers how it is done.

  • Dan Smith will

    ask you if he can has a cheeseburger.

  • Dan Smith will

    put on his special pants.

  • Dan Smith will

    listen to the Meat Puppets.

  • Dan Smith will

    build model airplanes and masturbate.

  • Dan Smith will

    get gay with kids.

  • Dan Smith will

    fall down a well

  • Dan Smith will

    say, “alright, let’s try to be supportive”

  • Dan Smith will

    give a warm feeling in your naughty place

  • Dan Smith will

    make you feel like a natural woman

  • Dan Smith will

    start a band called “Pixelated Penis”

  • Dan Smith will

    make sweet love to your Rabbi

  • Dan Smith will

    use your toothbrush.

  • Dan Smith will

    pose naked for PETA.

  • Dan Smith will

    will tell you that dress doesn’t make you look fat

  • Dan Smith will

    ask you if you kiss your mother with that mouth

  • Dan Smith will

    do a killer impression of Bill Cosby

  • Dan Smith will

    save a kitten from a pitbull

  • Dan Smith will

    give you a nickel if you tickle his pickle

  • Dan Smith will

    skull fuck you.

  • Dan Smith will

    not stop

  • Dan Smith will

    give us that Barton Fink feeling

  • Dan Smith will

    be in the next Quentin Tarantino movie

  • Dan Smith will

    have a coke and a smile

  • Dan Smith will

    teach Tom Cruise to lighten up

  • Dan Smith will

    watch The Princess Bride with Patton Oswalt

  • Dan Smith will

    save the world

  • Dan Smith will

    is a motherfucking asslicking cocksucking jizzgurg

  • Dan Smith will

    fuck your girlfriend

  • Dan Smith will

    go to korea like C. Vasquez

  • Dan Smith will

    eat your baby!

  • Dan Smith will

    fuck Chuck Norris

  • Dan Smith will

    ICU81MI!?

  • Dan Smith will

    ask to talk to the manager

  • Dan Smith will

    never understand you like I do

  • Dan Smith will

    not shut up about that new dumpling place

  • Dan Smith will

    think thoughts on the PATH train

  • Dan Smith will

    remain in denial

  • Dan Smith will

    be practicing an acceptance speech in the tub

  • Dan Smith will

    have an outgoing message that goes “hello…hello?

  • Dan Smith will

    share his marijuana with you.

  • Dan Smith will

    pump you up.

  • Dan Smith will

    go to Candy Mountain, Charlie. liopleurodonway.

  • Dan Smith will

    live the magical liopleurodonway.

  • Dan Smith will

    test your batteries with his tongue.

  • Dan Smith will

    teach you flyering

  • Dan Smith will

    show you his James Cave tattoo. Down there.

  • Dan Smith will

    be all “I di’n eat a popsicle, yo!”

  • Dan Smith will

    not refill the Brita.

  • Dan Smith will

    will make your sandwich incorrectly.

  • Dan Smith will

    make you split the bill at Veselka.

  • Dan Smith will

    travel back in time to kill Les Paul.

  • Dan Smith will

    ask you if Jesus Christ is your lord and savior.

  • Dan Smith will

    insult his mother on her birthday.

  • Dan Smith will

    convert to judiasm.

  • Dan Smith will

    never show his teeth, never!

  • Dan Smith will

    be in your high school year book. Seriously, look.

  • Dan Smith will

    use his death stare to make you shit your pants.

  • Dan Smith will

    fuck your roommate, if you’re not careful, bro.

  • Dan Smith will

    roommate, if you’re not careful, bro.

  • Dan Smith will

    make you realize your own deep seeded fears

  • Dan Smith will

    use the fucking whammy bar.

  • Dan Smith will

    ask you for change, but you don’t have any change

  • Dan Smith will

    tell you that his sassy poetry is very empowering

  • Dan Smith will

    write sassy poetry

  • Dan Smith will

    will eat doo-doo for free.

  • Dan Smith will

    do gerri in the butt

  • Dan Smith will

    rape aids

  • Dan Smith will

    clasp his hands and smile.

  • Dan Smith will

    teach you guitar, even though he’d rather not.

  • Dan Smith will

    teach you how to spell, but no grammer…

  • Dan Smith will

    Show you his “OH FACE”

  • Dan Smith will

    grow dreads by summer

  • Dan Smith will

    do the macarena

  • Dan Smith will

    respect Bobbi Starr

  • Dan Smith will

    make women swoon

  • Dan Smith will

    always be a New York icon.

  • Dan Smith will

    make you regret leaving your dog unattended

  • Dan Smith will

    Suck a dick

  • Dan Smith will

    never understand why racism is wrong

  • Dan Smith will

    keep going even after you say “no”

  • Dan Smith will

    ahhhhhhhh don’t!

  • Dan Smith will

    forget to mention he has worms

  • Dan Smith will

    caress you tenderly

  • Dan Smith will

    , BRING IT!!

  • Dan Smith will

    discover quantum guitar

  • Dan Smith will

    party like it’s 1999.

  • Dan Smith will

    shake his money maker.

  • Dan Smith will

    himself back to life

  • Dan Smith will

    be back.

  • Dan Smith will

    have sex with angelina jolie

  • Dan Smith will

    teach you guitar

  • Dan Smith will

    not take this lying down

  • Dan Smith will

    tell you – cuz he’s a major dude

  • Dan Smith will

    fix his penis

  • Dan Smith will

    complete the circle of life

  • Dan Smith will

    stretch armstrong

  • Dan Smith will

    support Barack Obama

  • Dan Smith will

    Ape You

  • Dan Smith will

    feed the raccoons

  • Dan Smith will

    glue your hands together for FREE!!!

  • Dan Smith will

    be a movie star.

  • Dan Smith will

    will be shocked, appalled….and a little hurt

  • Dan Smith will

    have that Barton Fink feeling.

  • Dan Smith will

    be…devastated. Just like Wallace Beery.

  • Dan Smith will

    go to lunch!

  • Dan Smith will

    rhyme Kenya with Enya

  • Dan Smith will

    creepily use the waitress’ first name

  • Dan Smith will

    ennoy himself

  • Dan Smith will

    live with the mole men

  • Dan Smith will

    go b-a-n-a-n-a-s

  • Dan Smith will

    FUCK YOU UP

  • Dan Smith will

    think about his sins

  • Dan Smith will

    never forget 10/11

  • Dan Smith will

    RAPE

  • Dan Smith will

    never forgive you

  • Dan Smith will

    pocket all the ketchup packets

  • Dan Smith will

    try to order a lunch special after 3 o’clock

  • Dan Smith will

    look in his fridge when he looses his keys

  • Dan Smith will

    never apologize

  • Dan Smith will

    smell his fingers

  • Dan Smith will

    corner you at a party and talk for hours

  • Dan Smith will

    leave a bad tip in a nice place

  • Dan Smith will

    guitar duel the naked guitarist

  • Dan Smith will

    play accordion surprisingly well for a guitarist.

  • Dan Smith will

    end poverty

  • Dan Smith will

    show you a magic trick

  • Dan Smith will

    FUCK

  • Dan Smith will

    touch you as you sleep

  • Dan Smith will

    stare

  • Dan Smith will

    not move ’til you see he won at musical chairs

  • Dan Smith will

    open a can of whoop ass on you

  • Dan Smith will

    fear the reaper

  • Dan Smith will

    show the church, steeple, and eventually, the people

  • Dan Smith will

    ELECTRIFY!

  • Dan Smith will

    get his kids guitar lessons for Christmas

  • Dan Smith will

    assassinate bob vila

  • Dan Smith will

    hablo espanol

  • Dan Smith will

    be as loose as you want

  • Dan Smith will

    party all the time

  • Dan Smith will

    fall into the Gap

  • Dan Smith will

    not stand clear of the closing doors

  • Dan Smith will

    snake on a plane

  • Dan Smith will

    look through the key hole

  • Dan Smith will

    not wipe that smirk off his face

  • Dan Smith will

    piss in your skull

  • Dan Smith will

    own approximately 745 guitars in his lifetime

  • Dan Smith will

    put a tampon in his butt just to see “how it feels”

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