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Dan Smith will
demonstrate his Klon for you.
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Dan Smith will
walk a mile for a Camel.
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Dan Smith will
show those whippersnappers how it is done.
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Dan Smith will
ask you if he can has a cheeseburger.
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Dan Smith will
put on his special pants.
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Dan Smith will
listen to the Meat Puppets.
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Dan Smith will
build model airplanes and masturbate.
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Dan Smith will
get gay with kids.
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Dan Smith will
fall down a well
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Dan Smith will
say, “alright, let’s try to be supportive”
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Dan Smith will
give a warm feeling in your naughty place
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Dan Smith will
make you feel like a natural woman
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Dan Smith will
start a band called “Pixelated Penis”
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Dan Smith will
make sweet love to your Rabbi
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Dan Smith will
use your toothbrush.
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Dan Smith will
pose naked for PETA.
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Dan Smith will
will tell you that dress doesn’t make you look fat
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Dan Smith will
ask you if you kiss your mother with that mouth
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Dan Smith will
do a killer impression of Bill Cosby
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Dan Smith will
save a kitten from a pitbull
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Dan Smith will
give you a nickel if you tickle his pickle
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Dan Smith will
skull fuck you.
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Dan Smith will
not stop
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Dan Smith will
give us that Barton Fink feeling
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Dan Smith will
be in the next Quentin Tarantino movie
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Dan Smith will
have a coke and a smile
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Dan Smith will
teach Tom Cruise to lighten up
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Dan Smith will
watch The Princess Bride with Patton Oswalt
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Dan Smith will
save the world
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Dan Smith will
is a motherfucking asslicking cocksucking jizzgurg
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Dan Smith will
fuck your girlfriend
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Dan Smith will
go to korea like C. Vasquez
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Dan Smith will
eat your baby!
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Dan Smith will
fuck Chuck Norris
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Dan Smith will
ICU81MI!?
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Dan Smith will
ask to talk to the manager
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Dan Smith will
never understand you like I do
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Dan Smith will
not shut up about that new dumpling place
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Dan Smith will
think thoughts on the PATH train
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Dan Smith will
remain in denial
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Dan Smith will
be practicing an acceptance speech in the tub
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Dan Smith will
have an outgoing message that goes “hello…hello?
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Dan Smith will
share his marijuana with you.
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Dan Smith will
pump you up.
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Dan Smith will
go to Candy Mountain, Charlie. liopleurodonway.
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Dan Smith will
live the magical liopleurodonway.
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Dan Smith will
test your batteries with his tongue.
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Dan Smith will
teach you flyering
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Dan Smith will
show you his James Cave tattoo. Down there.
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Dan Smith will
be all “I di’n eat a popsicle, yo!”
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Dan Smith will
not refill the Brita.
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Dan Smith will
will make your sandwich incorrectly.
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Dan Smith will
make you split the bill at Veselka.
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Dan Smith will
travel back in time to kill Les Paul.
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Dan Smith will
ask you if Jesus Christ is your lord and savior.
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Dan Smith will
insult his mother on her birthday.
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Dan Smith will
convert to judiasm.
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Dan Smith will
never show his teeth, never!
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Dan Smith will
be in your high school year book. Seriously, look.
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Dan Smith will
use his death stare to make you shit your pants.
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Dan Smith will
fuck your roommate, if you’re not careful, bro.
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Dan Smith will
roommate, if you’re not careful, bro.
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Dan Smith will
make you realize your own deep seeded fears
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Dan Smith will
use the fucking whammy bar.
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Dan Smith will
ask you for change, but you don’t have any change
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Dan Smith will
tell you that his sassy poetry is very empowering
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Dan Smith will
write sassy poetry
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Dan Smith will
will eat doo-doo for free.
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Dan Smith will
do gerri in the butt
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Dan Smith will
rape aids
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Dan Smith will
clasp his hands and smile.
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Dan Smith will
teach you guitar, even though he’d rather not.
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Dan Smith will
teach you how to spell, but no grammer…
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Dan Smith will
Show you his “OH FACE”
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Dan Smith will
grow dreads by summer
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Dan Smith will
do the macarena
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Dan Smith will
respect Bobbi Starr
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Dan Smith will
make women swoon
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Dan Smith will
always be a New York icon.
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Dan Smith will
make you regret leaving your dog unattended
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Dan Smith will
Suck a dick
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Dan Smith will
never understand why racism is wrong
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Dan Smith will
keep going even after you say “no”
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Dan Smith will
ahhhhhhhh don’t!
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Dan Smith will
forget to mention he has worms
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Dan Smith will
caress you tenderly
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Dan Smith will
, BRING IT!!
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Dan Smith will
discover quantum guitar
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Dan Smith will
party like it’s 1999.
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Dan Smith will
shake his money maker.
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Dan Smith will
himself back to life
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Dan Smith will
be back.
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Dan Smith will
have sex with angelina jolie
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Dan Smith will
teach you guitar
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Dan Smith will
not take this lying down
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Dan Smith will
tell you – cuz he’s a major dude
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Dan Smith will
fix his penis
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Dan Smith will
complete the circle of life
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Dan Smith will
stretch armstrong
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Dan Smith will
support Barack Obama
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Dan Smith will
Ape You
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Dan Smith will
feed the raccoons
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Dan Smith will
glue your hands together for FREE!!!
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Dan Smith will
be a movie star.
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Dan Smith will
will be shocked, appalled….and a little hurt
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Dan Smith will
have that Barton Fink feeling.
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Dan Smith will
be…devastated. Just like Wallace Beery.
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Dan Smith will
go to lunch!
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Dan Smith will
rhyme Kenya with Enya
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Dan Smith will
creepily use the waitress’ first name
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Dan Smith will
ennoy himself
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Dan Smith will
live with the mole men
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Dan Smith will
go b-a-n-a-n-a-s
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Dan Smith will
FUCK YOU UP
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Dan Smith will
think about his sins
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Dan Smith will
never forget 10/11
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Dan Smith will
RAPE
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Dan Smith will
never forgive you
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Dan Smith will
pocket all the ketchup packets
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Dan Smith will
try to order a lunch special after 3 o’clock
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Dan Smith will
look in his fridge when he looses his keys
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Dan Smith will
never apologize
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Dan Smith will
smell his fingers
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Dan Smith will
corner you at a party and talk for hours
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Dan Smith will
leave a bad tip in a nice place
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Dan Smith will
guitar duel the naked guitarist
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Dan Smith will
play accordion surprisingly well for a guitarist.
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Dan Smith will
end poverty
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Dan Smith will
show you a magic trick
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Dan Smith will
FUCK
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Dan Smith will
touch you as you sleep
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Dan Smith will
stare
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Dan Smith will
not move ’til you see he won at musical chairs
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Dan Smith will
open a can of whoop ass on you
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Dan Smith will
fear the reaper
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Dan Smith will
show the church, steeple, and eventually, the people
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Dan Smith will
ELECTRIFY!
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Dan Smith will
get his kids guitar lessons for Christmas
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Dan Smith will
assassinate bob vila
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Dan Smith will
hablo espanol
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Dan Smith will
be as loose as you want
-
Dan Smith will
party all the time
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Dan Smith will
fall into the Gap
-
Dan Smith will
not stand clear of the closing doors
-
Dan Smith will
snake on a plane
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Dan Smith will
look through the key hole
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Dan Smith will
not wipe that smirk off his face
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Dan Smith will
piss in your skull
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Dan Smith will
own approximately 745 guitars in his lifetime
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Dan Smith will
put a tampon in his butt just to see “how it feels”