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Dan Smith will
make you squeeeeel [sic] like a pig
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Dan Smith will
claim he loves that game with the oblong ball
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Dan Smith will
patiently sit right here.
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Dan Smith will
not like this one bit!
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Dan Smith will
ljkjl j lj jlj jlkjkkk jkl jl
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Dan Smith will
drink like, 20 beers after work
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Dan Smith will
say he read that book, but, like, a long time ago
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Dan Smith will
date aspiring actresses
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Dan Smith will
say he saw the movie
then nod as you talk about it -
Dan Smith will
buy The Economist and leave it out for you to see
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Dan Smith will
yell at his TiVo
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Dan Smith will
work at Borders
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Dan Smith will
sell you a Metrocard swipe
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Dan Smith will
be like “I didn’t even want to anyway, so…”
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Dan Smith will
cry during Nerf gun fights
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Dan Smith will
frame his ‘Labyrinth’ poster
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Dan Smith will
shit in your mailbox.
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Dan Smith will
Suck his own cock.
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Dan Smith will
now show you his sex face:
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Dan Smith will
Buy you organic beet juice for breakfast
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Dan Smith will
will let you put it ANYWHERE
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Dan Smith will
probably sue
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Dan Smith will
will fuck many a fat chick
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Dan Smith will
date a fat chick
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Dan Smith will
, or will he?
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Dan Smith will
watch all of Steven Seagal’s movies back to back.
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Dan Smith will
fist pump like it’s nobody’s business
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Dan Smith will
eat a live baby
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Dan Smith will
superman that ho!
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Dan Smith will
kill the person that glued him to this chair…
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Dan Smith will
LEEEROY JENKINS!!!
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Dan Smith will
always keep his hands folded, just like this:
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Dan Smith will
die
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Dan Smith will
have flashbacks and piss his slacks
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Dan Smith will
disturb you with his randomness.
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Dan Smith will
question your very being.
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Dan Smith will
Never be ‘On a Boat’
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Dan Smith will
suck you sideways.
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Dan Smith will
take the blame for all your anon neg-reps
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Dan Smith will
suck a cheetah’s dick
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Dan Smith will
try out for the Blue Man Group
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Dan Smith will
only need Colt 45 and 2 zigzags.
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Dan Smith will
start out with good intentions
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Dan Smith will
say “no” to Newports
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Dan Smith will
feed off of your lack of self-confidence
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Dan Smith will
mix in too much flour and ruin dinner
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Dan Smith will
buy you a new house
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Dan Smith will
be distrubinglyrandom(.com)
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Dan Smith will
fathom Lou Diamond Phillips
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Dan Smith will
get pudgy
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Dan Smith will
bludgeon you with his “ax”
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Dan Smith will
show you fear in a handful of dust.
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Dan Smith will
shower you in dextrose
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Dan Smith will
teach you fear
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Dan Smith will
cheer up wiener dogs
-
Dan Smith will
be standing on the beach with his guitar
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Dan Smith will
sleep with your mom?
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Dan Smith will
say you are the green balls from the rock
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Dan Smith will
eat schmegma!
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Dan Smith will
touch Emily Shepard
-
Dan Smith will
masterbate
-
Dan Smith will
tell you what it’s like in Hell
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Dan Smith will
sleep, because that’s when he’s a viking
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Dan Smith will
hunt people
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Dan Smith will
get a bad case of meth mouth
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Dan Smith will
kill james
-
Dan Smith will
finger you like a fretboard
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Dan Smith will
touch you in your no-no place
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Dan Smith will
teach Ed McMahon guitar before he dies
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Dan Smith will
do anything to get you to like him
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Dan Smith will
point his toes inward & shake his knees
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Dan Smith will
peacock
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Dan Smith will
make you regret your lack of faith in Dan Smith
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Dan Smith will
teach you Constitutional Law
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Dan Smith will
Egon Spengler
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Dan Smith will
be your messiah
-
Dan Smith will
offer Dave his eternal love.
-
Dan Smith will
slide a finger or two down the crack of that ass
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Dan Smith will
give fry the froggybottom shoes
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Dan Smith will
touch David’s thighs lightly.
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Dan Smith will
do it, Rockapella
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Dan Smith will
get all up in them guts, girl.
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Dan Smith will
do anything for love, but he won’t do that
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Dan Smith will
blow up the Death Star
-
Dan Smith will
separate the Gordian Knot
-
Dan Smith will
let you see that thong, tha thong thong thong
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Dan Smith will
spread his seed like jelly on toast
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Dan Smith will
host the Oscars next year
-
Dan Smith will
be watching his carbs and working on his figure
-
Dan Smith will
think about Snoopy
-
Dan Smith will
shank to avoid being anyone’s bitch
-
Dan Smith will
teach you non-Euclydean geometry
-
Dan Smith will
teach you keegles
-
Dan Smith will
FUCKING KILL ALL YOU BASTARDS FOR WRITING ALL THIS SHIT ABOUT ME
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Dan Smith will
find this blog
-
Dan Smith will
demand more cowbell
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Dan Smith will
pad his invoices
-
Dan Smith will
will find Waldo quicker than you.
-
Dan Smith will
vote for bush
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Dan Smith will
put his thing down flip it and reverse it
-
Dan Smith will
wear out your butt plug
-
Dan Smith will
wear Prada
-
Dan Smith will
become a shift manager at Arby’s
-
Dan Smith will
do pretty well at trivia
-
Dan Smith will
swallow every last drop. Mmmm. Yes you will Dan!
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Dan Smith will
resonate his balls at 440 hz for coke
-
Dan Smith will
burst your ovaries
-
Dan Smith will
breathe heavily on an elevator with you
-
Dan Smith will
lick his own nipples
-
Dan Smith will
get to the center of a tootsie pop
-
Dan Smith will
eat penis.
-
Dan Smith will
be the little spoon.
-
Dan Smith will
have a posse, someday.
-
Dan Smith will
demand his MTV
-
Dan Smith will
need a pacifier & Vic’s vapor rub
-
Dan Smith will
dance
-
Dan Smith will
flip the yayo.
-
Dan Smith will
will not be televised
-
Dan Smith will
give you erectile dysfunction
-
Dan Smith will
give your wiener an indian rug burn
-
Dan Smith will
Schneider
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Dan Smith will
never play guitar again.
-
Dan Smith will
beat you in a staring contest.
-
Dan Smith will
fist you.
-
Dan Smith will
fully infringed our contract to fuck
-
Dan Smith will
chingar tu madre
-
Dan Smith will
llevarte hasta la victoria, siempre
-
Dan Smith will
love you forever and ever
-
Dan Smith will
be america’s next top model
-
Dan Smith will
buy the Neverland ranch
-
Dan Smith will
haunt your soul
-
Dan Smith will
name that tune in two notes
-
Dan Smith will
make Charles Manson look like Martin Luther King
-
Dan Smith will
deny his albino heritage
-
Dan Smith will
iron your face
-
Dan Smith will
consume approximately 340 pounds of bacon in his lifetime
-
Dan Smith will
forget his name if it weren’t for his posters
-
Dan Smith will
eat a bag of dicks
-
Dan Smith will
play rhythm guitar in Jesse and the Rippers
-
Dan Smith will
shoot Dick Cheney in the face
-
Dan Smith will
will try acid once and slip into a permanent trip.
-
Dan Smith will
organize your closets
-
Dan Smith will
buy stock in pork bellies
-
Dan Smith will
teach you how to masturbate
-
Dan Smith will
challenge you to a friendly game of Russian roulette
-
Dan Smith will
let my people go
-
Dan Smith will
remaster every Toad the Wet Sprocket album
-
Dan Smith will
make sure your kids graduate college
-
Dan Smith will
roshambo with you
-
Dan Smith will
USE ALL CAPS