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Dan Smith will
chuckle to himself thinking about Hey Arnold
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Dan Smith will
have trouble washing off his temporary tattoo
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Dan Smith will
drink straight Clorox with dinner
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Dan Smith will
sell out 4 nights at Madison Square Garden
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Dan Smith will
man queef
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Dan Smith will
subsequently piss away your inheritance
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Dan Smith will
marry your mother
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Dan Smith will
never throw away his Game Cube
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Dan Smith will
not inherit the kingdom of god
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Dan Smith will
make you fat
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Dan Smith will
fix the Large Hadron Collider
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Dan Smith will
put hair on your chest
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Dan Smith will
make a great pet
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Dan Smith will
make you fishers of men
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Dan Smith will
meet the queen and rub her the wrong way
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Dan Smith will
crossfire, crossfire, CROSSFIIIRREE!
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Dan Smith will
find your weed and eat it
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Dan Smith will
Smith. Think about it.
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Dan Smith will
play you like this here guitar
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Dan Smith will
teach you that jealousy is unbecoming
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Dan Smith will
SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Dan Smith will
sit on this guitar . . . for $
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Dan Smith will
keep believin’
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Dan Smith will
unclench these hands and jerk it
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Dan Smith will
look you in the eyes and fuck you
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Dan Smith will
do what he wants; it’s his body.
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Dan Smith will
never see this website.
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Dan Smith will
: I leave all my possessions to my neighbor, Carol
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Dan Smith will
teach you Saxophone.
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Dan Smith will
shave his head, just for you
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Dan Smith will
be top chef
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Dan Smith will
pamphleteer you to death
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Dan Smith will
eat Charles Taylor’s heart
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Dan Smith will
be saved automatically, and uploaded to a central
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Dan Smith will
skip TNO Tonight.
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Dan Smith will
not lose his virginity.
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Dan Smith will
Wipe that damn smirk off your face.
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Dan Smith will
citt of a monkey’s head and eat it.
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Dan Smith will
flog the dolphin
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Dan Smith will
Plug Ecstasy.
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Dan Smith will
massage your feet.
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Dan Smith will
sit here and stare at you longingly like so:
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Dan Smith will
Gilgamesh
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Dan Smith will
fist your cunt.
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Dan Smith will
show you his CD collection.
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Dan Smith will
keep fucking that chicken.
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Dan Smith will
build you up just to let you down. down there…
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Dan Smith will
not get married until everyone can get married.
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Dan Smith will
touch you in your no-no spot.
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Dan Smith will
rock and roll all night, and part of everyday.
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Dan Smith will
do anything for love, but he won’t do that.
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Dan Smith will
dance for you in silver shoes.
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Dan Smith will
put his upon your hip, when he dips you dip we dip
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Dan Smith will
make you love him
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Dan Smith will
miss you forver and will never sleep until you c
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Dan Smith will
turn babies into wine.
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Dan Smith will
be the token white guy.
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Dan Smith will
will rake the leaves in your yard. in only a tutu.
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Dan Smith will
,goddammit!
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Dan Smith will
break the sound barrier, again
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Dan Smith will
look for dates at the hospital
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Dan Smith will
see mommy kissing santa claus
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Dan Smith will
send back his soup three times
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Dan Smith will
beat you at cross-country skiing
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Dan Smith will
eat yo face
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Dan Smith will
teach you where babies come from
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Dan Smith will
aww skeet skeet mothafucka
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Dan Smith will
cook you a mean Reuben
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Dan Smith will
talk about his time he almost opened for Bowie
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Dan Smith will
reminisce about back in tha day, dogg.
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Dan Smith will
sometimes double on bass.
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Dan Smith will
attend the jam at the Old Bowie Town Grille.
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Dan Smith will
play light jazz at parties.
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Dan Smith will
play reissues of his favorite Fenders.
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Dan Smith will
make chiptunes on his Commodore 64.
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Dan Smith will
show you how to play “Sweet Home Alabama”.
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Dan Smith will
recommend a treble booster for your AC-30.
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Dan Smith will
play the white boy blues like Eric Clapton.
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Dan Smith will
tip a forty in honor of his dead homies.
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Dan Smith will
show you his stamp collection.
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Dan Smith will
drink some Liquid Chicken with a straw.
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Dan Smith will
put on a party dress and jump on a trampoline.
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Dan Smith will
pretend he is Gary Lucas on Ice Cream For Crow.
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Dan Smith will
trade in his Stratocaster for an SG.
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Dan Smith will
compare his penis to your penis.
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Dan Smith will
not take you back. Not this time.
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Dan Smith will
soon understand the meaning of the word “gonorrhea”
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Dan Smith will
never stop smiling
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Dan Smith will
vote for Nader AGAIN.
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Dan Smith will
not pay a lot for that muffler.
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Dan Smith will
be upset when he realizes you said “pianist”
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Dan Smith will
pull his lower lip over his forehead
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Dan Smith will
ship it!
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Dan Smith will
finish writing his novel, for real this time
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Dan Smith will
never be able to use chopsticks
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Dan Smith will
leave 3 voicemails because he keeps gettin cut off
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Dan Smith will
take your ship into ludicrous speed
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Dan Smith will
own your face
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Dan Smith will
trip your child
-
Dan Smith will
whisper sweet nothings in your ear.
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Dan Smith will
do more
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Dan Smith will
teach anatomy at Monroe College
-
Dan Smith will
have his balls surgically grafted to his forehead.
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Dan Smith will
masturbate using his mind, sitting like this:
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Dan Smith will
headbutt Keesy in a wing suit at top speed 120 mph
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Dan Smith will
throw pennies at Joe from a great altitude.
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Dan Smith will
hates mushrooms and would never do them, Idiot.
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Dan Smith will
do mushrooms every day for a week, just because.
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Dan Smith will
lightly touch Hillary Clinton’s sagging clit.
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Dan Smith will
hire a Korean hooker to seduce Joe’s dad.
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Dan Smith will
pee once in Keesy’s dishwasher for extra-clean.
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Dan Smith will
upper deck Joe’s toilet twice for good measure.
-
Dan Smith will
fart and blame it on the dog.
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Dan Smith will
sleep on the couch tonight.
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Dan Smith will
never get a paying gig.
-
Dan Smith will
kill Joe on the seventh day.
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Dan Smith will
pray for mojo.
-
Dan Smith will
bath in the blood of seven virgins in honor of Lok
-
Dan Smith will
go to the movies alone tonight.
-
Dan Smith will
learn to spell.
-
Dan Smith will
fuck anything that moves.
-
Dan Smith will
tell you and your family that you have nose dildos
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Dan Smith will
suck your dick for coke.
-
Dan Smith will
call Joe, “Gildar: The Quiefmaster”
-
Dan Smith will
call Keesy, “Dingle-Butt: The Anus Hero”
-
Dan Smith will
ask Joe what the fuck is so funny? HUH?
-
Dan Smith will
touch the fuck out of Joe for fun and good style.
-
Dan Smith will
have sex with children for money.
-
Dan Smith will
eat his guitar made of cheese
-
Dan Smith will
just be, man, you know?
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Dan Smith will
do it for for ya
-
Dan Smith will
do it rockapella!
-
Dan Smith will
bomb the moon with TNT
-
Dan Smith will
envy me
-
Dan Smith will
shove this here guitar right up your ass
-
Dan Smith will
make you feel like a real man
-
Dan Smith will
call your favorite band overrated
-
Dan Smith will
wear three tubesocks at all times
-
Dan Smith will
make you wear pretty things
-
Dan Smith will
not go down on you!
-
Dan Smith will
jumanji
-
Dan Smith will
traffic children
-
Dan Smith will
all your base belong to us
-
Dan Smith will
never let the super glue get on his fingers again.
-
Dan Smith will
put on his squirrel costume just for you, baby.
-
Dan Smith will
like the way you talk.
-
Dan Smith will
show you his big black organ.
-
Dan Smith will
experiment with antiquated drum machines.
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Dan Smith will
challenge Christopher Meeder to a tuba duel.
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Dan Smith will
put some lotion on its skin.