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    Only Say This Once!

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    Listen, and empathize.

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    Will make 6 different Kinds Of Nachos

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    Knows I work hard.

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    Lost A Bet.

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    Talk About Mermaids With You.

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    Watch Handsome Zombies From Start To Finish.

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    Stop!
    Hammer Time.

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    Explain Music Detection Technology.

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    NEVER GET OLDER!

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    Touch Where You Need To Be Touched

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    Show You What It Means To Love And BE Loved

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    Break Up With Your Ex For You.

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    make an honest woman out of you.

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    That’s way more clever than I was expntcieg. Thanks!

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    She’s been killing the moniledg game for so long . . . her MegaStar photos are forever burned into my memory (and thankfully my hard drive since they seemed to have disappeared from the internet). Glad to see her aging gracefully a la Sofia Vergara.

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    Hola! I’ve been reading your web site for a long time now and finlaly got the courage to go ahead and give you a shout out from New Caney Texas! Just wanted to say keep up the good job!

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    李逆熵曾參與當年的論戰(我曾想過今次也應該找他 但太忙忘記了) 他的 人類大追蹤 (現代教育 1993)附錄記載了一些文章 包括那些創造論者反對展覽講人類演化的 1989年8月10日東方日報報道 一群自稱來自不同大專院校及中小學校的教師 9月7日華橋日報 一生物學教師敬啟 另一位 黃偉強 亦曾在明報 明知版 反駁李逆熵 11月初各大報刊的啟事處名是 六百一十位教育人士謹啟 通訊地址是 九龍尖沙咀郵箱95027號賀國強博士收 在google搜尋 這個 賀國強博士 現於教育學院任職 葵涌循道中學顧問 新一代文化協會科學創意中心顧問(他有啥資格講科學 ) 黃偉強 就比較難找(因為很多人同名) google有資料說他譯過John Morris的 恐龍絕種的真相 (天道 2007)(內容可想而知) 另有個是 課程發展議會 香港考試及評核局物理委員會(高中) 的委員 不知是否同一人 為何除了黃偉強和賀國強之外 其他人都不見名字 是李逆熵沒篇幅抄錄 還是這幫人一貫藏頭露尾的特性 恐怕要有人去找回當時的報紙檢視才可以確定

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    Knlwgedoe wants to be free, just like these articles!

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    loves fruit roll ups

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    loves food

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    admit that your popcorn smells great

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    process that 4MM new biz

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    crash your car.

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    crash your office holiday party.

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    crash your bar mitzvah.

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    crash your middle school graduation.

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    crash your funeral.

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    crash your wedding.

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    make it up to you. Just give him another chance.

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    fix your cable box some time between 3am and 11pm

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    die in the name of teaching you guitar

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    own you.
    Literally.
    Like as a slave.

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    have a new website!

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    not teach you drums. Stop asking.

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    not take any shit from you

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    have a parade for you, and then rain on it.

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    Come to Gaby’s Party

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    Come to the Rambler’s party

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    not stoop to your level

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    Suck my ass

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    sell you a refurbished Super Nintendo

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    now also teach black people guitar

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    mediate your divorce

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    never say, “No,” to a hug

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    speak at your funeral

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    Drink 14 Cups of Water

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    Teach You To Submit Expenses

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    redefine the genre

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    outlast Pokemon

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    reestablish the Holy Roman Empire

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    teach you Esperanto

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    not require your assistance

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    establish a new world order

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    eradicate poverty through music education

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    always win…
    Always.

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    eat dessert before dinner

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    never age, thanks to that portrait in his attic

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    provide you with goods and/or services

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    remove his own appendix

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    abolish slavery.

    Vote Dan 1858!

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    fix the economy.

    Vote Dan 2014!

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    teach you Rock Band

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    teach you Guitar Hero

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    pick you up at Eight

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    depose the English monarchy

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    put one in the pink and nine in the stink

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    reveal the truth about 9/11

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    will play every Tuesday at The West End Lounge!

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    have the last word

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    be our judge, jury, and executioner

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    always be watching you.

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    skateboard

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    Teach Raz guitar

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    hold you close until the rain lets up.

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    will lie to you for your own protection

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    replace Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones

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    not tolerate those who rhyme “name” with “sing”

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    investigate a murder he may have committed

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    go all Braniac once everyone knows guitar

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    get a statue in Central Park that looks like this

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    only sleep when everyone knows guitar

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    hide in the trunk you, as a New Yorker, don’t have

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    deliver pizza

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    Lick the crust off the top of your mustard.

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    see something and say something. You should, too.

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    hand you a mysterious package

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    teach you love

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    shoot you to death from a car. This is a drive by.

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    be there for ya. This is not a drive by.

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    cause the best laid plans to… well, you know

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    ensure you suffer the consequences of your actions

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    avenge his own death

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    always be thinking of you, babe.
    Always.

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    marry your daughter…
    Shhh. Yes he will.

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    save us!

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    never forget

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    keep staring at you.

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    Be at the waterfall clearing his head.

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    drag you along and around.

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    teach you Jennifer Dances.

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    clap in perfect timing during Stash.

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    feel good about hood

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    step into the freezer

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    FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

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    have a deep bro-talk with you when you first meet

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    BLOW YOUR MIND

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    dance, if you make him

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    not tolerate failure

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    teach you respect

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    not enjoy the now because he lives in the future

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    explain later. Right now, Fido’s getting cold.

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    come to a theater near you

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    never forget his life involved teaching guitar

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    teach them guitar

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    iw htimS naD

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    always hate you. You know why.

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    wash his whites with his colors, for fun

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    be my birthday present or I will run away

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    verbally abuse you until you get it right

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    always yell

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    only date squirrel-faced dwarfs, as per the treaty

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    only appear to the dying

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    replace Santa Claus by 2055

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    risk it to get the biscuit

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    risk following the “Fifteen-Second Rule”

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    rearrange his name to spell “damn this”

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    never reveal where the gold is

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    know

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    be there

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    change his name to Inigo von Zanzabar

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