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Will I be paid weekly or monthly? <a href=" http:/
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rub bell.
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Brady it up!
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Take over the world
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teach Amneet Guitar
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Teach You Guitarrrrrrr.
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make out with Mikes mom.
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punch your mother
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like this album
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toss a thirsty girl the roux.
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go down on you
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teach guitar to dyslexics as Will Smith.
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knucklefuck your wife.
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beat that pussy up.
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beat thatpussy up!
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do that to toni Tenille one more time
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I’m sorry, I didn’t catch your name <a href=" http
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Do you know what extension he’s on? <a href=" http
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will become a pirate and teach you to ARRGH!
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like turtles.
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marry you. I’m looking for a wife…really
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be written about on Refinery29
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be Stephen Star
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make you die
kill you -
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What’s the last date I can post this to to arrive
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Fucking CUT YOU
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Return In “Octopussy”
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suck you off
Fight you -
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take it eas’
take it eas’ -
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vote for Hill…if she runs.
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hit it
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never again.
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learn to love again
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teach you guitar
teach you guitar -
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smile.
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Smith Jaden Smith
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“Harlem Shake”
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hihihi
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