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Dan Smith will
pee pee poopoo
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Dan Smith will
never let on he doesn’t actually know how to play.
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Dan Smith will
turn out to be a pseudonym.
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Dan Smith will
check into rehab, but won’t last a week.
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Dan Smith will
teach you respect.
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Dan Smith will
try to get you to believe he turned down Letterman
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Dan Smith will
incessantly drop the names of successful musicians
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Dan Smith will
set your heart on fire, shnookums.
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Dan Smith will
set the world on fire.
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Dan Smith will
shit upon the ancient memorial.
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Dan Smith will
shine the shoes of a brahmin.
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Dan Smith will
**CURTAINS
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Dan Smith will
open up your meat cutains, honey…
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Dan Smith will
eat shit…willingly?
eat shit…willingly? -
Dan Smith will
dissect a cod and penetrate its remains. forever.
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Dan Smith will
learn karate, sort of.
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Dan Smith will
get laid….a lot.
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Dan Smith will
end up costing about $100 for each chord you learn
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Dan Smith will
send you crawling back to your Mel Bay books.
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Dan Smith will
have to pawn his Strat to pay rent next month.
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Dan Smith will
be in touch with an attorney.
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Dan Smith will
hope you don’t figure out he lives in the studio.
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Dan Smith will
have you playing “Classical Gas” in no time at all
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Dan Smith will
assert it was all an innocent misunderstanding.
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Dan Smith will
prove as unsatisfying as all the others.
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Dan Smith will
show you his “Whammy Bar”.
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Dan Smith will
not stop staring at your breasts.
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Dan Smith will
look much older in person.
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Dan Smith will
try to tell you about Scientology.
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Dan Smith will
disappear after you pay him for a month in advance
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Dan Smith will
share his passion for musical theatre.
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Dan Smith will
seem all kinda weird and strung out when you meet
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Dan Smith will
shake your faith in the basic decency of mankind.
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Dan Smith will
soon move back to New Bedford and work for his dad
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Dan Smith will
play “Smoke on the Water” for you whole $90 lesson
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Dan Smith will
not be the first one to blink.
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Dan Smith will
call the bank and straighten everything right up.
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Dan Smith will
share his scrumptious peach buttercream cupcake!
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Dan Smith will
not remove the damn flyers.
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Dan Smith will
not be swayed by your pleas.
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Dan Smith will
do something about that leak once he’s done here.
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Dan Smith will
be so unconvincing in his praise for your progress
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Dan Smith will
keep your guitar until you pay him for last week.
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Dan Smith will
ultimately fail.
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Dan Smith will
have to stand up soon, because his foot’s asleep.
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Dan Smith will
say how great the food was, but won’t leave a tip.
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Dan Smith will
try to be more sensitive in the future.
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Dan Smith will
now play “Walk on the Wild Side” for you.
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Dan Smith will
provide your children with a quality education.
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Dan Smith will
see you in hell.
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Dan Smith will
colonize Mars.
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Dan Smith will
teach you a few licks…prison style.
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Dan Smith will
touch you in your fun zone.
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Dan Smith will
take care of your pets
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Dan Smith will
do your taxes
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Dan Smith will
pop yr pimples
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Dan Smith will
Where’s the nearest cash machine? <a href=" http:/
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Dan Smith will
show you the meaning of recursion :||
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Dan Smith will
gently caress your testes.
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Dan Smith will
dance the night away.
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Dan Smith will
give you herpes.
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Dan Smith will
cleveland steamroll you.
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Dan Smith will
touch your anus.
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Dan Smith will
fist three girls tonight
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Dan Smith will
shove a human head up his rectum and lick satan
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Dan Smith will
touch three weiners
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Dan Smith will
shit on deborahs’ desk
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Dan Smith will
suck a dude’s dick
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Dan Smith will
teach you how to swag.
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Dan Smith will
teach you discretion.
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Dan Smith will
teach Chris Stifel how to play the guitar.
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Dan Smith will
make you write stuff he’s doing
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Dan Smith will
eat yo pussy
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Dan Smith will
slap a bitch
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Dan Smith will
totally go see Gravity in IMAX 3D with you.
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Dan Smith will
share your day old hummus.
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Dan Smith will
eat yo hummus.
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Dan Smith will
poop on you …
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Dan Smith will
have sweet dreams of fluffy dwgs
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Dan Smith will
beat his wanker on a cheese grater …
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Dan Smith will
give JP an anywho …
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Dan Smith will
sniff you feet …
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Dan Smith will
#give#you#the#anywho …
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Dan Smith will
beat your meat …
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Dan Smith will
hang with Weekend Money
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Dan Smith will
appear in a rap video
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Dan Smith will
fuck yer child
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Dan Smith will
show your Mom the road to paradise
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Dan Smith will
lick my butthole!
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Dan Smith will
save Eta Triton!
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Dan Smith will
a
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Dan Smith will
listen to
Bastille -
Dan Smith will
Will I have to work on Saturdays? <a href=" http:/
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Dan Smith will
state his abilities with conviction
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Dan Smith will
do anythang for ya
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Dan Smith will
jump in front of a train for ya
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Dan Smith will
throw his head on a blade for ya
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Dan Smith will
catch a grenade for ya
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Dan Smith will
evolve into Raichu when you give him Thunderstone.
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Dan Smith will
hit you, than apologize and tell you he loves you.
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Dan Smith will
screen your calls and tell you his phone was off.
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Dan Smith will
like your statuses that are in question form.
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Dan Smith will
lure you to your doom with nothing but sweet music
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Dan Smith will
endorse, and then oppose Obama-care.
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Dan Smith will
explain white privilege.
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Dan Smith will
make cancer airborne and contagious.
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Dan Smith will
define the word syzygy with his penis.
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Dan Smith will
be pro-life until he knocks up a hooker named Cher
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Dan Smith will
be the next Danny Tanner
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Dan Smith will
be the clown at your child’s 3rd birthday party
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Dan Smith will
take your girlfriend shopping
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Dan Smith will
ask that girl out for you.
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Dan Smith will
have 99 problems, but a bitch wont be one.
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Dan Smith will
teach hobos how to better stare at their crotch.
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Dan Smith will
tell you if your butt looks big in that outfit
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Dan Smith will
ask you out to dinner… and not pay.
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Dan Smith will
eternalized through a bronze statue
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Dan Smith will
sell you bad drugs.
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Dan Smith will
redefine motherhood through a string of B-films.
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Dan Smith will
default on his loans.
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Dan Smith will
ask you to borrow money.
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Dan Smith will
never love you the way I do
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Dan Smith will
Run For NYC Mayor!
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Dan Smith will
revive the Greek economy
-
Dan Smith will
teach what ether smells like
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Dan Smith will
correct your grammar
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Dan Smith will
spoon feed you cough medicine
-
Dan Smith will
utilize fully white backgrounds
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Dan Smith will
be your alter-ego
-
Dan Smith will
WILL DESTROY YOU BECAUSE HE CREATED YOU
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Dan Smith will
crash on your futon for a few days
-
Dan Smith will
escape to Ecuador
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Dan Smith will
leave you at the altar . . . again
-
Dan Smith will
welcome you into a shed and you will never leave
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Dan Smith will
bill you for services rendered
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Dan Smith will
solve all of your problems . . . all of them
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Dan Smith will
be your husband, or else
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Dan Smith will
be your husband
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Dan Smith will
pick you out of a lineup
-
Dan Smith will
solve the energy crisis
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Dan Smith will
teach you Cantonese
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Dan Smith will
eliminate property taxes
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Dan Smith will
teach you sarcasm
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Dan Smith will
live in your basement
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Dan Smith will
teach you the true meaning of Christmas
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Dan Smith will
not teach guitar
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Dan Smith will
turn into Mr. Mime
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Dan Smith will
teach you econometrics
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Dan Smith will
teach you statistics
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Dan Smith will
KILL ALEX FEIN