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Dan Smith will
Dan Smith won’t. Dan Smith does. Dan Smith don’t
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Dan Smith will
park like a cunt
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Dan Smith will
bleach his ringpiece
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Dan Smith will
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Dan Smith will
a very public break down.
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Dan Smith will
fuck you off
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Dan Smith will
defeat DanXWillSmith
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Dan Smith will
fuck himself rotten.
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Dan Smith will
wish you Happy Birthday 27 times!
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S you to join his bejesus cult!
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Dan Smith will
um… SLAYER!
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Dan Smith will
will follow you wherever you go
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Dan Smith will
teach you about marketing
haunt you -
Dan Smith will
be the big spoon
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Dan Smith will
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ask who’s Amanda?
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Dan Smith will
love Amanda.
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Dan Smith will
uncomfortably touch your shoulder
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Dan Smith will
eat the new Dunkin Sandwich
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Dan Smith will
know nothing of a female’s genitalia. :(
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Dan Smith will
ask you to get nekkid.
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Dan Smith will
paint for you
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Dan Smith will
bum your mum
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bathe with Bowie
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be the little spoon
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hate Domonique because she doesnt believe in Bowie
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Dan Smith will
Lick your tongue
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Dan Smith will
pick your pimples off and eat them
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Dan Smith will
eat your fart box
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Dan Smith will
punch Domonique in the eyebrow and bite on celary
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Dan Smith will
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Dan Smith will
have an americano please.
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Dan Smith will
never have children
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Dan Smith will
live forever.
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Dan Smith will
stop using my name!!!!
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Dan Smith will
shower with you
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teach guitar in Bangladesh
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Dan Smith will
teach how to dress like a guitar teacher
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Dan Smith will
teach you to have a goofy smile
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Dan Smith will
FaceTime naked
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promise you a computer
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Dan Smith will
LOL
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Dan Smith will
scream shark
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Dan Smith will
speak in the 3rd person
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Dan Smith will
call me Jew Boo
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Dan Smith will
sing like Barbara Streisand and Dance like MJ
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Dan Smith will
eat the corn out of your poo poo
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eat Crunchy Crunchy
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Dan Smith will
sing Lady Marmalade
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ask Douglas for his nutrition card
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Dan Smith will
do a Buddha Bow
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Dan Smith will
call you an Ass Hole
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Dan Smith will
say Yes Master
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Dan Smith will
cry in your shoulder
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Dan Smith will
make an empty promise
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sucky sucky
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go on
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Dan Smith will
write you a lovesong
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Dan Smith will
run for congress
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Dan Smith will
flip you off
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Dan Smith will
knot you socks
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Dan Smith will
do a headstand
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Dan Smith will
if you won’t
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Dan Smith will
just tease you that he will
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Dan Smith will
teach you how to make postcards
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Dan Smith will
lick your balls
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Dan Smith will
join Scientology
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Dan Smith will
make love to John Travolta
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Dan Smith will
teach you teach you Aerobics
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Dan Smith will
will wear your Momma’s Panties
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Dan Smith will
Fuck Your Daughter
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Dan Smith will
teach you to squeal like a pig
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Dan Smith will
kill you if you don’t come see the Fuzzhorns.
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Dan Smith will
destroy you.
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Dan Smith will
Tongue your sister’s ass while you sit there.
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Dan Smith will
Donkey
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Dan Smith will
serenade you with his guitar as he porks you
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Dan Smith will
shit on your nipples
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Dan Smith will
smell your farts
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Dan Smith will
light a fire and pee it out
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Dan Smith will
pee inside of you
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cure your AIDS
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Dan Smith will
demand kosher food
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pork you real good.
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Dan Smith will
teach you to play lead like Albert King
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Dan Smith will
will teach you to sing
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Dan Smith will
fart in your mouth
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Dan Smith will
still date Jodi Arias.
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Dan Smith will
testify for Jodi
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Dan Smith will
help Gin procrastinate
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help you procrastinate
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Dan Smith will
make you do your homework.
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Dan Smith will
teach you marketing.
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Dan Smith will
make you some braised rabbit.
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Dan Smith will
WISH SHELBY HAPPY 15th BIRTHDAY❤
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Dan Smith will
Shave his chest
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Dan Smith will
Do you from behind and make you scream
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Dan Smith will
wish you a happy birthday
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Dan Smith will
slap a bitch that acts out
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Dan Smith will
find and kill you….
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Dan Smith will
…he doesn’t know but when he finds you he will
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Dan Smith will
not stop believing
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Dan Smith will
hunt you down
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Dan Smith will
find Sean Langaus and Teach him Gaytar.
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Dan Smith will
always say something witty on Tumblr
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Dan Smith will
gay
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Dan Smith will
eat you Mom’s cooking
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Dan Smith will
dance till dawn
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Dan Smith will
hoot on your nanny …
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Dan Smith will
never age.
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Dan Smith will
teach you how to DJ
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Dan Smith will
become your overlord on the planet Zork.
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Dan Smith will
turn the fucking heat down already!
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Dan Smith will
teach liberal arts in Connecticut.
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Dan Smith will
bleed the monster dry.
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Dan Smith will
smith big difference
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Dan Smith will
be your hero baby. He will kiss away the pain.
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Dan Smith will
find who made this blog ‘n teach him a lesson or 2
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Dan Smith will
be the father you never had.
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Dan Smith will
make the rules and simultaneously break them
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Dan Smith will
give u up, let u down.
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Dan Smith will
fuck you over.
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unleash the fury.
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Dan Smith will
lower crime.
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Dan Smith will
raise taxes.
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Dan Smith will
teach you to to teach you guitar
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Dan Smith will
fill a diaper in the time it takes u to read this.
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Dan Smith will
Gut tar
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Dan Smith will
Radvak
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Dan Smith will
teach you to orgasm
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Dan Smith will
reunite you with your birth mother.
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Dan Smith will
teach you how to use Microsoft
Outlook -
Dan Smith will
strap you to a bed, and play beautiful songs to u.
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Dan Smith will
flowbee his hair today
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Dan Smith will
teach Steve Guttenberg about haircuts
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Dan Smith will
shank u and not blink an eye or drop his guitar.
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Dan Smith will
check his analytics and feel good about himself.
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Dan Smith will
put up a flyer today
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Dan Smith will
change his shirt
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Dan Smith will
clasp his hands.
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Dan Smith will
not teach you guitar
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Dan Smith will
teach you flamenco
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Dan Smith will
teach you astrophysics
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Dan Smith will
Smith you guitar.
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Dan Smith will
take …
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Dan Smith will
fuck my sister …
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Dan Smith will
hjghbg
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Dan Smith will
tune your organ and blow out your pipes.