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Dan Smith will
insert the low E string into his urethra.
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Dan Smith will
get a Fender logo tattooed on his ball bag
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Dan Smith will
suck his own uncircumcised cock
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Dan Smith will
choke you out.
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Dan Smith will
Defeat all that is evil
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Dan Smith will
rape bruno corbo
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Dan Smith will
will stare at you as he eats the rest of your pretzels
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Dan Smith will
make that ass clap
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Dan Smith will
make you wet
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Dan Smith will
die alone.
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Dan Smith will
teach you the skin flute.
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Dan Smith will
catheterize you.
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Dan Smith will
HEY THIS IS DAN SMITH WHAT THE FUCK
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Dan Smith will
make the same exact face when he does discover it
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Dan Smith will
not be happy when he discovers this site.
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Dan Smith will
teach you harmonica. The guitar is misleading.
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Dan Smith will
not teach you guitar.
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Dan Smith will
fist a gorilla.
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Dan Smith will
slide two fingers down that crack.
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Dan Smith will
tap dat ass.
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Dan Smith will
write this RFP
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Dan Smith will
eat your dog in front of your face.
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Dan Smith will
fap to your misfortune.
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Dan Smith will
masturbate at the foot of your bed, crying.
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Dan Smith will
tell your girlfriend you love her
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Dan Smith will
hurt you
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Dan Smith will
suck the fleas off your sack.
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Dan Smith will
call you Big Daddy
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Dan Smith will
come to your party.
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Dan Smith will
flour your kitchen.
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Dan Smith will
hold his penis as a metaphor for his guitar.
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Dan Smith will
hold a guitar as a metaphor for his penis
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Dan Smith will
touch you where you pee
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Dan Smith will
call you “Baby Hambone”
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Dan Smith will
shop in Carrefour while drunk.
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Dan Smith will
get farted on during the night.
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Dan Smith will
get jiggy with Liz
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Dan Smith will
punch a hole in the wall, but then patch it up.
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Dan Smith will
buy you a midget shemale prostitute
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Dan Smith will
make it rain!
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Dan Smith will
fart stars.
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Dan Smith will
eat a hotdog
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Dan Smith will
post nudes on ILoveNewYorkBut.com
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Dan Smith will
watch you undress for money
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Dan Smith will
terrorise your soul
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Dan Smith will
teach you to dress as good as him
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Dan Smith will
suck feet for coke
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Dan Smith will
love you for who you are. not!
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Dan Smith will
will make a knife out of YOUR frozen stool.
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Dan Smith will
breathe really heavily on the phone with you.
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Dan Smith will
sniff that thing that other people won’t.
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Dan Smith will
give YOU a Helen Keller downtown bonanza!
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Dan Smith will
smoke DMT with you
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Dan Smith will
will play a few chords
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Dan Smith will
fuck you
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Dan Smith will
suck your dick!
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Dan Smith will
stick twinkies up his butt.
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Dan Smith will
eat the last Ring Ding and blame the dog.
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Dan Smith will
rock and roll all night, and party every day
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Dan Smith will
play Dave Matthews until you beg him to stop.
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Dan Smith will
Good to see real expertise on display. Your contri
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Dan Smith will
not call you back the next day.
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Dan Smith will
teach you how to blowdry your hair like a poodle.
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Dan Smith will
clasp his hands and stare into your soul.
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Dan Smith will
bite your shiny metal ass
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Dan Smith will
stuff
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Dan Smith will
wham bam thank you, ma’am, my questions are answered.
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Dan Smith will
; will you?
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Dan Smith will
wine ’em & dine ’em, but wont let ’em tell ’em what to do
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Dan Smith will
work at Wallop when he grows up.
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Dan Smith will
get this party started
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Dan Smith will
NOT eat pieces of shit for breakfast.
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Dan Smith will
draw a penis on his forehead so his coworkers think he parties
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Dan Smith will
be an extra in every episode of SVU
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Dan Smith will
hide his meth mouth with smugness
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Dan Smith will
argue, “IT’S JUST A CANCOR SORE”
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Dan Smith will
order the same thing on the menu
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Dan Smith will
eat butt (but only on your birthday)
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Dan Smith will
make you recline.
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Dan Smith will
teach you user experience research
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Dan Smith will
shake it like a salt shaker
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Dan Smith will
teach you to love again!
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Dan Smith will
teach you guitar in 2012!!!!
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Dan Smith will
cough up some cookies
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Dan Smith will
go way deeper then your man did
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Dan Smith will
kick santa’s ass
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Dan Smith will
enjoy posterity as an outstanding Cajun fiddler
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Dan Smith will
get bigger boobs when he’s older than 20.
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Dan Smith will
opt for a colostemy bag
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Dan Smith will
gaze at you pensively as you read all the posts.
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Dan Smith will
wonder what happened to his starburst fender
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Dan Smith will
wipe from the front.
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Dan Smith will
be the only one who can perform the answer to 68+1
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Dan Smith will
become physically addicted to Tums
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Dan Smith will
delete all sex related posts on dansmithwill.com
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Dan Smith will
order a large pizza and not share
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Dan Smith will
mind fuck you
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Dan Smith will
charge you 80 dollars at his convenience
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Dan Smith will
make it rain on them hoes
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Dan Smith will
smoke meth
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Dan Smith will
drink your laundry detergent
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Dan Smith will
go back in time and teach Hendrix how its done
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Dan Smith will
make a sandwich in your mouth
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Dan Smith will
give it his all
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Dan Smith will
believe in miracles
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Dan Smith will
drink until he’s thirsty
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Dan Smith will
continue to rock the center part
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Dan Smith will
not occupy anything
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Dan Smith will
play Boise State
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Dan Smith will
run with scissors
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Dan Smith will
Will Smith dan.
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Dan Smith will
go to the ends of the earth for your mom.
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Dan Smith will
flyer you how to teach.
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Dan Smith will
ask you a question and then argue about the answer
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Dan Smith will
repeat the same bullshit over and over …
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Dan Smith will
go straight to hell and not collect $200 …
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Dan Smith will
always be looking for his Daddy …
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Dan Smith will
give you the anywho …
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Dan Smith will
tame the zombies
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Dan Smith will
stop the world and melt with you
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Dan Smith will
build the whole goddamn scene.
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Dan Smith will
always have sad little eyes.
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Dan Smith will
be touring with Steel Panther this winter.
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Dan Smith will
nail strippers like Ron Jeremy would.
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Dan Smith will
hit her in the shitter & treat her like a critter.
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Dan Smith will
sit next to me at work and look at porn all day.
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Dan Smith will
say goodnight from a galaxy far far away.
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Dan Smith will
be Dan Smith for Halloween.
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Dan Smith will
eat mah shit.
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Dan Smith will
take my math test.
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Dan Smith will
.com is in my most visited history..
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Dan Smith will
put sugar water in that.
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Dan Smith will
always be all about the meat.
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Dan Smith will
fear that strange fruit.
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Dan Smith will
do a quest spot on the next Chipmunks album
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Dan Smith will
host Saturday Night Live….again
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Dan Smith will
star in his own television show
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Dan Smith will
Queef on your sandwich
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Dan Smith will
Always win at hide and seek
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Dan Smith will
pop a cap in your ass
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Dan Smith will
find a cure for cancer