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Dan Smith will
smith red smith blue smith
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Dan Smith will
teach you a lesson, you little smartass.
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Dan Smith will
be mine. Oh yes, he will be mine.
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Dan Smith will
have his revenge.
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Dan Smith will
walk 500 miles.
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Dan Smith will
teach B.B. King blues guitar.
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Dan Smith will
take our lives, but he’ll never take our freedom.
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Dan Smith will
suck on these nuts
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Dan Smith will
roudhouse kick Chuck Norris back to 2nd grade.
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Dan Smith will
have another
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Dan Smith will
what Nintenwon’t.
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Dan Smith will
self destruct in 3, 2, 1…
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Dan Smith will
will teach me guitar. And anal-healing massage.
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Dan Smith will
be able to teach us to love again.
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Dan Smith will
be at Brooklyn Guitar Show 9-18-11 @BrooklynBowl
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Dan Smith will
grant you only 3 wishes
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Dan Smith will
boycott Ke$ha
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Dan Smith will
kj
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Dan Smith will
teach The Instant Classic to play guitar.
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Dan Smith will
teach you the basics of strap-on sex
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Dan Smith will
look at your old family photos with you.
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Dan Smith will
convince your parents you’re straight.
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Dan Smith will
eat your cock guitar.
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Dan Smith will
not be pleased if he finds this site
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Dan Smith will
love you.
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Dan Smith will
quietly admin he only knows 3 chords.
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Dan Smith will
egg eat mashsed mout
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Dan Smith will
get the surgery.
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Dan Smith will
do anything for love, but he won’t do that!
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Dan Smith will
Dan Smith Dan Smith.
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Dan Smith will
eat all he wants and not gain a pound
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Dan Smith will
pluck your gray pubes.
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Dan Smith will
never find this site
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Dan Smith will
eat shit and die
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Dan Smith will
murder you with his smile.
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Dan Smith will
show you his magic puppet.
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Dan Smith will
convert you to Scientology!
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Dan Smith will
teach you how to be a tranny.
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Dan Smith will
have fries with that.
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Dan Smith will
be joining the cast of Dancing with the Stars.
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Dan Smith will
make poop jokes that can make anyone laugh.
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Dan Smith will
teach you how to play guitar, then bang your girl.
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Dan Smith will
suck a rooster
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Dan Smith will
play you how to teach guitar.
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Dan Smith will
teach you to sit down when you pee
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Dan Smith will
sit down when he pees
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Dan Smith will
fuck a honey badger
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Dan Smith will
visit reddit
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Dan Smith will
dance naked in the rain
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Dan Smith will
hold your hand
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Dan Smith will
perform auto-fellatio
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Dan Smith will
eat placenta
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Dan Smith will
masturbate on the subway.
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Dan Smith will
eat your babies
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Dan Smith will
FIND YOU.
- Dan Smith will
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Dan Smith will
Stunt like your daddy
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Dan Smith will
look like a non-junkie Mark Sandman
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Dan Smith will
hug his guitar
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Dan Smith will
figure out how to unglue his hands
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Dan Smith will
do something amazing
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Dan Smith will
derp
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Dan Smith will
Feed the children in Biafra.
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Dan Smith will
eat harry greens nut sack
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Dan Smith will
attend Fashion Week
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Dan Smith will
…..because he’s SEXY!!
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Dan Smith will
be in The New York Post
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Dan Smith will
fake his own death
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Dan Smith will
or wontcha go downtown and eat it like a vultcha.
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Dan Smith will
stare longingly at you frome this white flyer.
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Dan Smith will
teach you to spell while electrocuting your ahole.
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Dan Smith will
put a hole in your “dooshbag”, douchebag.
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Dan Smith will
play with your butthole
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Dan Smith will
teach you guitar. Everyone knows that…
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Dan Smith will
not be giving anymore interviews to dooshbags.
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Dan Smith will
have sex with famous actresses.
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Dan Smith will
will be an international star.
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Dan Smith will
have a threesome with 2 hot black chics.
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Dan Smith will
teach you guitar. Everbody knows that…
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Dan Smith will
make a TV show about his life.
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Dan Smith will
make a tv show about is life.
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Dan Smith will
completely change his flyer. Just to fuck with us.
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Dan Smith will
teach you guitar. Everybody knows that…
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Dan Smith will
not be granting interviews…if you’re a doosh
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Dan Smith will
drink the cool-aid
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Dan Smith will
make it RAIN!!!
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Dan Smith will
do the “anywho” to JP’s butthole …
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Dan Smith will
throw up the rock
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Dan Smith will
Home
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Dan Smith will
Nacho Picasso
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Dan Smith will
Fist pump to Hootie and the Blowfish
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Dan Smith will
give you the finger at 80 mph …
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Dan Smith will
spank anybody’s monkey
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Dan Smith will
anywho your Mom!
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Dan Smith will
pleasure himself to 2g1c.
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Dan Smith will
bring his talents to the Miami Heat
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Dan Smith will
bring all the boys to the yard
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Dan Smith will
give Bon Jovi a reach around …
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Dan Smith will
poop his pants!
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Dan Smith will
bust in the door, wavin’ the four four
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Dan Smith will
come off kind of racist
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Dan Smith will
make #1 sitting down
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Dan Smith will
be that guy
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Dan Smith will
drunk dial his high school girlfriend
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Dan Smith will
move to California to pursue his dreams
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Dan Smith will
take Osama’s place as head of al qaeda
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Dan Smith will
have sex with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky
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Dan Smith will
make #2
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Dan Smith will
drink your milkshake. HE’LL DRINK IT UP!
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Dan Smith will
be brought to the yard by an impressive milkshaake
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Dan Smith will
find the clitoris
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Dan Smith will
never find love
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Dan Smith will
never say never
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Dan Smith will
give you a ride
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Dan Smith will
never forget, never forgive, not being prom king
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Dan Smith will
water your garden
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Dan Smith will
cackle at your cankles
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Dan Smith will
not accept your saftey word
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Dan Smith will
watch you while you sleep
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Dan Smith will
know where you’ve been
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Dan Smith will
eat a satisfactory chicken dinner tonight.
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Dan Smith will
do whatever it takes
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Dan Smith will
get you high tonight
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Dan Smith will
go clamming in the south shore of long island
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Dan Smith will
agree that J.C looks queer in his profile pic
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Dan Smith will
fuck Jordan Condello up.
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Dan Smith will
agree this website is shit
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Dan Smith will
dan smyth
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Dan Smith will
knknlkn
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Dan Smith will
Give Ralph Macchio a run for his money
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Dan Smith will
Pleasure your pets
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Dan Smith will
BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT’S WHY
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Dan Smith will
fuck your new man first to establish dominance.
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Dan Smith will
Steal the cookie from the cookie jar
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Dan Smith will
Win dancing with the stars
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Dan Smith will
teach you to play the flute
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Dan Smith will
turn wine into water
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Dan Smith will
demolish your house with one mighty blow
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Dan Smith will
teach sex ed
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Dan Smith will
get harassed but never retaliate
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Dan Smith will
lick a frozen pole for five bucks
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Dan Smith will
enjoy two girls one cup
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Dan Smith will
send you a angry text but a smiley face afterwards
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Dan Smith will
stare at you until you explode
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Dan Smith will
pee in a bottle and tell you it’s apple juice
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Dan Smith will
swallow a baby
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Dan Smith will
snort pixie sticks
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Dan Smith will
create a website for my entertainment
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Dan Smith will
eat ur nuts right off u
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Dan Smith will
not admit to having a 10 inch penis…but he does.