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Dan Smith will
wear a hat, for a sexy change.
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Dan Smith will
spread butter on his dog for good luck
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Dan Smith will
be the start of nuclear warfare
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Dan Smith will
alert us when just beiber reaches puberty
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Dan Smith will
promise you everything, but it’s all lies
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Dan Smith will
partake in such activities.
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Dan Smith will
find them, Dan smith will find them all.
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Dan Smith will
discover his feminine side through elton john
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Dan Smith will
turn water into sparkling water
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Dan Smith will
forever hold his peace, but he knows.
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Dan Smith will
lie to your babies.
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Dan Smith will
adopt you FOREVER
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Dan Smith will
hold a guitar like a poser
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Dan Smith will
teach you rock and blues drums
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Dan Smith will
prove the big bang
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Dan Smith will
only do this if you don’t tell your parents.
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Dan Smith will
bounce for pleasure
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Dan Smith will
edit out the background full of whores and crack
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Dan Smith will
play for coke.
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Dan Smith will
eventually result to prostitution
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Dan Smith will
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Dan Smith will
know how a raven is like a writing desk by june.
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Dan Smith will
penetrate the elders.
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Dan Smith will
ask, Y U NO HOMO?
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Dan Smith will
wear your favourite sweater today, U LIKE?
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Dan Smith will
find a better use for this here guitar!
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Dan Smith will
.stop. collaborate and listen
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Dan Smith will
not stop until he’s got a hard on
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Dan Smith will
fornicate. RELENTLESSLY.
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Dan Smith will
gagoogldy your gashmoogldy
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Dan Smith will
not surrender to this new internet thing
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Dan Smith will
always have his imaginary girlfriend
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Dan Smith will
listen to your problems for weed
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Dan Smith will
understand I’m sure.
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Dan Smith will
show you the man under this beige.
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Dan Smith will
lick his nipples for crack
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Dan Smith will
become one with his inner self
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Dan Smith will
count all the posters on this website
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Dan Smith will
gently tease a pregnant goat
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Dan Smith will
wear clothes today, but not tomorrow, NEVER.
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Dan Smith will
touch people to get places
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Dan Smith will
roundhouse kick chuck norris fo sho
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Dan Smith will
he, wont he, the drama is endless!
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Dan Smith will
do anything for love, but not that.
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Dan Smith will
quote shakespeare at you.
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Dan Smith will
agree to disagree
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Dan Smith will
have what you’re having
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Dan Smith will
cure aids
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Dan Smith will
go back in time and take down all his posters
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Dan Smith will
make the perfect taco
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Dan Smith will
pray. pray for all of us.
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Dan Smith will
subscribe
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Dan Smith will
pardon your french
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Dan Smith will
not pass 3rd grade
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Dan Smith will
ow smith
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Dan Smith will
touch you here, here and here
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Dan Smith will
bully your kid
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Dan Smith will
receive royalties for this shit.
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Dan Smith will
Tickle your fancy
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Dan Smith will
see a kitten on the side of the road and walk past
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Dan Smith will
stare into your soul and see your future
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Dan Smith will
shotgun a beer
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Dan Smith will
Throw potatoes at you until you explode
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Dan Smith will
take things to the next level
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Dan Smith will
Throw a watermelon at you for over enjoying a shake
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Dan Smith will
take the last coke and drink it in front of you
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Dan Smith will
Tongue punch your fart box
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Dan Smith will
repeatedly poke you on Facebook
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Dan Smith will
not blink. Ever.
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Dan Smith will
teach you to watch yo mouth
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Dan Smith will
teach you to talk back
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Dan Smith will
try really hard not to fall asleep during sex
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Dan Smith will
dress up as a harajuku girl for halloween
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Dan Smith will
punch your mother in the face.
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Dan Smith will
buy the Bengals and they will win.
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Dan Smith will
dance with bowie to the sunrise
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Dan Smith will
sue the bastard who created this site.
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Dan Smith will
love Chrissy despite her attitude
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Dan Smith will
touch you there.
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Dan Smith will
stop violence with his gaze
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Dan Smith will
sit here no matter how many people mock him.
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Dan Smith will
wait patiently for the audience to arrive.
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Dan Smith will
only wear antlers and socks around the house
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Dan Smith will
cut his hand off just so you listen to him for a second
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Dan Smith will
take off that ridiculous wig
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Dan Smith will
eat a live chicken, he’s allergic to bats…
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Dan Smith will
be better than you at karaoke
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Dan Smith will
…ahhhh fo’get about it
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Dan Smith will
never return this stolen guitar.
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Dan Smith will
play scat-igories.
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Dan Smith will
star in his own series of scat porn fims.
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Dan Smith will
remind Andrew that it’s still his turn in Scrabble
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Dan Smith will
not unclasp his hands
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Dan Smith will
win this staring contest
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Dan Smith will
stand up very soon
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Dan Smith will
play that guitar instead of just sitting with it
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Dan Smith will
one day admit that he is infact osama bin laden
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Dan Smith will
join Lord Vader and end this destructive conflict.
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Dan Smith will
teach you karate
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Dan Smith will
bang your mom
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Dan Smith will
be arrested in Malawi for farting.
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Dan Smith will
buy you a beer.
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Dan Smith will
groan like a lama in the rain
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Dan Smith will
…before he will teach you anything.
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Dan Smith will
require the blood of your first born male child
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Dan Smith will
pick the guitar with his boner
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Dan Smith will
regret making this website
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Dan Smith will
toe the line between a smile and a frown
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Dan Smith will
pick his nose, not his guitar
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Dan Smith will
shit in a guitar if you pay him enough
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Dan Smith will
teach you guitar while he eats your children
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Dan Smith will
succumb to the power of the Serman
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Dan Smith will
Throw away your banjo
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Dan Smith will
staring at you with his “fuck me” eyes.
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Dan Smith will
wiil be the next skit on Tosh.0
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Dan Smith will
warm his hands before he fondles your balls.
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Dan Smith will
kill you and drink your blood to stay young forever
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Dan Smith will
work into the deep corners
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Dan Smith will
how to comb your hair like me
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Dan Smith will
teach you guitarrrrr
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Dan Smith will
do something music related
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Dan Smith will
suck a big fat one
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Dan Smith will
let it all out now
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Dan Smith will
not show you his teeth
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Dan Smith will
be playing the part of kermit
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Dan Smith will
make you breakfast
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Dan Smith will
wear Lee jeans and love ’em
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Dan Smith will
fire before he’s fired upon.
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Dan Smith will
insert just the tip.
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Dan Smith will
or won’t. Still thinking about it.
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Dan Smith will
feel the power of love.
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Dan Smith will
bring democracy to world with rock and roll.
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Dan Smith will
code, money, code.
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Dan Smith will
masterbate without using his hands.
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Dan Smith will
samba.
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Dan Smith will
stare at you forever.
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Dan Smith will
make you dinner.
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Dan Smith will
sit and watch while you have sex!!
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Dan Smith will
never fucking learn
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Dan Smith will
Rape your mind.
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Dan Smith will
Eat you alive
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Dan Smith will
fart, pat his head, and rub his tummy.
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Dan Smith will
remember to call you