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Dan Smith will
play play the skin flute for 12 hours
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Dan Smith will
finger pick your genitals
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Dan Smith will
teach you to be souless
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Dan Smith will
find ’em, feel ’em, fuck ’em, and sautee ’em …
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Dan Smith will
go Space Truckin’ , baby …
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Dan Smith will
play taps, gently …
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Dan Smith will
felch you while you practice the scales.
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Dan Smith will
make a bad name for the REAL DAN SMITH
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Dan Smith will
drop the toilet seat on his dick.
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Dan Smith will
put golf tees in his panties.
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Dan Smith will
tuck a tee
shirt into jeans. -
Dan Smith will
change the litter box, and enjoy it.
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Dan Smith will
show you his caring face.
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Dan Smith will
lick your bunghole.
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Dan Smith will
sniff my panties.
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Dan Smith will
eat my shorts.
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Dan Smith will
huh?
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Dan Smith will
pretend to listen to you.
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Dan Smith will
love you long time
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Dan Smith will
eat
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Dan Smith will
play that funky music white boy
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Dan Smith will
rape your face
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Dan Smith will
fuckin kill you
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Dan Smith will
be your hero baby
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Dan Smith will
take me home tonight
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Dan Smith will
be your crying shoulder
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Dan Smith will
eat a badger
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Dan Smith will
ask, then just do.
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Dan Smith will
felch with a McDonald’s straw
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Dan Smith will
only cum with a but plug in his ass
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Dan Smith will
Love you oh so good
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Dan Smith will
Legend
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Dan Smith will
Suck Your Balls
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Dan Smith will
FUCK YOU YOUR MOTHER
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Dan Smith will
see your blood on his hands tonight.
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Dan Smith will
teach you guitar [citation needed].
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Dan Smith will
Teach You Keytar
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Dan Smith will
say hi Reddit
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Dan Smith will
eat it
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Dan Smith will
not.
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Dan Smith will
shock the world
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Dan Smith will
TALK AT YOU
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Dan Smith will
take it out and swing it around
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Dan Smith will
kiss Jennifer Aniston
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Dan Smith will
stare at you uncomfortably
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Dan Smith will
stare at you uncomfortably…for hours
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Dan Smith will
run for mayor of New York City
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Dan Smith will
not back down
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Dan Smith will
light my fire
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Dan Smith will
rape you in the ass
rape you in the ass. -
Dan Smith will
oh, he will.
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Dan Smith will
eventually crack his knuckles.
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Dan Smith will
suck yo’ dick.
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Dan Smith will
not apologize for fucking your dog.
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Dan Smith will
PooP
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Dan Smith will
sit here and hold this guitar.
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Dan Smith will
get down for the get down.
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Dan Smith will
watch you…
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Dan Smith will
Cure Your Blue Balls. GUARANTEED.
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Dan Smith will
teach your Grandmother to SUCK EGGS.
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Dan Smith will
be The Greatest Fan of Your Life.
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Dan Smith will
Lead Us to the Promised Lands.
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Dan Smith will
the whole coca-cola bottle.
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Dan Smith will
fight you. He isn’t scared.
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Dan Smith will
smell your socks to let you know if they’re clean
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Dan Smith will
bring your dead son back to life just to kill it.
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Dan Smith will
not be seeing The Green Hornet in 3D.
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Dan Smith will
shit in your toilet tank.
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Dan Smith will
win the Oscar for Best Picture.
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Dan Smith will
suck ya balls
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Dan Smith will
not stop staring at you……………….
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Dan Smith will
kill Chuck
Norris -
Dan Smith will
smoke it
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Dan Smith will
ejaculate on john leone
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Dan Smith will
teach you about trannies.
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Dan Smith will
Teach James guitar.
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Dan Smith will
will hand you this flyer if it fucking kills him.
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Dan Smith will
enter a Bob Saget look alike contest and get third
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Dan Smith will
exclusively buy American. Except for toilet paper.
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Dan Smith will
unleash the tiger.
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Dan Smith will
drop a load into your cargo bay.
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Dan Smith will
do it, and do it now. He won’t even think twice.
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Dan Smith will
soon own the complete set of Power Rangers.
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Dan Smith will
fuck a duck. Soon.
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Dan Smith will
do it on the G string.
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Dan Smith will
will never unclasp his hands. Ever.
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Dan Smith will
(see below)
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Dan Smith will
take no for an answer.
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Dan Smith will
cut a bitch.
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Dan Smith will
…oh, wait. He already did.
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Dan Smith will
pull a magic hat out of a rabbit’s ass.
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Dan Smith will
never say die
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Dan Smith will
bang a lawn chair
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Dan Smith will
give away a lifetime supply of Gogurt
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Dan Smith will
blow the bunny.
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Dan Smith will
shock the monkey
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Dan Smith will
sleep soundly in his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sleeping bag
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Dan Smith will
rip out your trachea on a dare.
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Dan Smith will
gangbang you nutschuckers
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Dan Smith will
cancel yet another show by Joss Whedon.
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Dan Smith will
misquote your favorite episode of The Simpsons.
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Dan Smith will
stare into your soul with his dead, dead eyes.
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Dan Smith will
molest your children
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Dan Smith will
dry hump a pelican
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Dan Smith will
skeet skeet ah goddam
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Dan Smith will
snort coke off an iPad
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Dan Smith will
haunt your nightmares
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Dan Smith will
kneel before Zod
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Dan Smith will
get you what you need, when you need it
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Dan Smith will
teach you much more than just guitar…… Charlie
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Dan Smith will
teach you much more than just guitar.
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Dan Smith will
teach you johnny!
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Dan Smith will
get his hair cut at the Fuzzy Pumper Barber Shop
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Dan Smith will
swallow and beg for more!
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Dan Smith will
take your load — no questions asked.
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Dan Smith will
turn out a perfect rosebud for the right fist.
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Dan Smith will
molest you
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Dan Smith will
teach you how to dougie
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Dan Smith will
Smith, Same difference.
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Dan Smith will
leave the empty milk carton in the fridge
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Dan Smith will
Tea Chew Guttar
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Dan Smith will
choke a bitch if he don’t get a sammich
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Dan Smith will
whip his hair back and forth.
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Dan Smith will
erase everything in the universe except some dude
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Dan Smith will
dry clean his underwear
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Dan Smith will
take a banana, and hold it!
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Dan Smith will
eat a baby.
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Dan Smith will
sometimes just scream for no reason
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Dan Smith will
win this staring contest.
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Dan Smith will
be unable to father a child after we meet.
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Dan Smith will
never be forgiven for calling his girlfriend a monkey
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Dan Smith will
not get a blow job on the mound like peter calvert
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Dan Smith will
drink the last of your milk
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Dan Smith will
find us all a spare planet
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Dan Smith will
finally kiss a girl
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Dan Smith will
punch a motherfuckr in the dick!
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Dan Smith will
falcon-grab Ross’s taint
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Dan Smith will
eat the rest of your dinner for you.
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Dan Smith will
not teach you piano.
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Dan Smith will
print off eGrams, daily
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Dan Smith will
teach you Qatar.
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Dan Smith will
always be gay.
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Dan Smith will
think this thread is really fucking dumb.
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Dan Smith will
neg rep you all.
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Dan Smith will
derp de derp dee herp derp
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Dan Smith will
kick jewpiter in his tiny nutsack for being a homo