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Dan Smith will
Teach You VUVUZELA
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Dan Smith will
Rape You.
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Dan Smith will
have a hard time getting the Cheetos powder off his guitar strings
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Dan Smith will
drop bombs and fuck moms
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Dan Smith will
lose THE GAME.
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Dan Smith will
document memes
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Dan Smith will
reply to this thread.
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Dan Smith will
never be funny
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Dan Smith will
not take no for an answer.
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Dan Smith will
give you chickenpox.
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Dan Smith will
say no to drugs.
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Dan Smith will
do the hustle.
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Dan Smith will
never get a real job.
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Dan Smith will
not pay taxes.
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Dan Smith will
never give up.
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Dan Smith will
Overcharge for lessons
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Dan Smith will
finally have his annual shower
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Dan Smith will
lick me out
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Dan Smith will
finally get around to staining that deck
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Dan Smith will
carpet-bomb random Midwestern towns
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Dan Smith will
teach you how to get laid.
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Dan Smith will
teach you how to shut the fuck up.
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Dan Smith will
crush up and snort Flintstone vitamins
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Dan Smith will
not be home for dinner
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Dan Smith will
smother yo’ mother
and make ya sister think I love her -
Dan Smith will
Smith John Smith Paul Smith Jimmy Smits
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Dan Smith will
renounce the throne to Zamunda
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Dan Smith will
be over as soon as he puts his shoes on
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Dan Smith will
pay for your breast implants
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Dan Smith will
teach you the triangle
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Dan Smith will
punch you in the face
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Dan Smith will
unhinge his jaw & eat a burger whole
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Dan Smith will
request a papsmear
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Dan Smith will
go 13 miles down the Erie Canal
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Dan Smith will
Watch “dave at the dentist”… then masturbate
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Dan Smith will
eat feta cheese out of Tpap’s crotch
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Dan Smith will
put the lotion on his skin
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Dan Smith will
grape you
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Dan Smith will
individually tweeze every hair on him
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Dan Smith will
kill adam when he is sleeping
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Dan Smith will
wear his unibomber gittup at open mic night
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Dan Smith will
answer you in person when you call him
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Dan Smith will
laugh and order an anus burger
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Dan Smith will
say “judgment” and rip his belt off at you
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Dan Smith will
have “earth resident” in his news interview
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Dan Smith will
get back at all you nasties!!!
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Dan Smith will
look for detergent that cleans blood & semen
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Dan Smith will
love youu lotsss <3
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Dan Smith will
lick you out : )
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Dan Smith will
be the most amazing person on earth
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Dan Smith will
knee a muslim in the balls
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Dan Smith will
land a leading role in “Wings”
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Dan Smith will
fish his children out of the pond
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Dan Smith will
be a nub
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Dan Smith will
do a poo on a stick
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Dan Smith will
buy a new pair of jeans
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Dan Smith will
eat ten tons of monkey poo.
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Dan Smith will
write all history on a pie!?!?
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Dan Smith will
play mario for 20 years non-stop
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Dan Smith will
eat a tooth brush
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Dan Smith will
do a fart which shall put the earth to its doom.
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Dan Smith will
will round house your ass
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Dan Smith will
\m/
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Dan Smith will
really need you tonight
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Dan Smith will
vote UKIP
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Dan Smith will
wrap his silver spoon in gold
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Dan Smith will
have caviar for breakfast
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Dan Smith will
text boxer in his underwear
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Dan Smith will
eat your toes
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Dan Smith will
hate me for this…but its worth it!
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Dan Smith will
do anything for a quick shag. FROM HARRY!
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Dan Smith will
lick your face
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Dan Smith will
suck your dick for free
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Dan Smith will
hate us for this
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Dan Smith will
has a massive penis/manjin
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Dan Smith will
thinks olli warberton is gay
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Dan Smith will
proberly slap harry green in 5 seconds
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Dan Smith will
not have a manjina because he will hate me for it
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Dan Smith will
have a manjina
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Dan Smith will
slap harry green as in the colour
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Dan Smith will
do it hard
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Dan Smith will
fuck himself tonight
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Dan Smith will
reveal he is a ninja
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Dan Smith will
will be raped by a monkey
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Dan Smith will
no really lick amys face it was a joke :) :)
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Dan Smith will
lick amys face
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Dan Smith will
always love himself :)
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Dan Smith will
wax his tongue
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Dan Smith will
prove unicorns are real.
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Dan Smith will
rock your world.
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Dan Smith will
pick out all the unpopped kernels.
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Dan Smith will
pluck your eyebrows.
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Dan Smith will
walk your cat
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Dan Smith will
geld your horse
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Dan Smith will
assume ppl’s ethicities & use accents to “connect”
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Dan Smith will
lobotomize his pets
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Dan Smith will
hold you tight and tell you everything will be ok.
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Dan Smith will
Tivo The 700 Club
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Dan Smith will
spay and neuter his Chia Pets
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Dan Smith will
shower with squid ink
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Dan Smith will
record himself eating cherries
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Dan Smith will
snort meatball sandwiches
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Dan Smith will
loudly groan in his inlaw’s faces
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Dan Smith will
create a fake AARP ID
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Dan Smith will
pay for his groceries with giant chunks of quartz
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Dan Smith will
meet Dawn W.
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Dan Smith will
assume “A League of Their Own” is a porn
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Dan Smith will
go into heat
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Dan Smith will
save your life…if he feels like it
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Dan Smith will
wear 30 wedding rings at the same time
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Dan Smith will
make banks use dunkaroos as currency
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Dan Smith will
scratch his bunions
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Dan Smith will
sleep for 17 years
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Dan Smith will
find Bigfoot
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Dan Smith will
sit through an entire semester of freshman comp
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Dan Smith will
wear googly-eye glasses for his eye exam
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Dan Smith will
sleep on a hospital bed
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Dan Smith will
wear a WWF belt on his first date
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Dan Smith will
do the monster mash
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Dan Smith will
push for an anti-Canada law
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Dan Smith will
get enflamed eyes
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Dan Smith will
arrange for flash limbo on the bus
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Dan Smith will
tell the pizza guy to slip it under the door
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Dan Smith will
invent broomstick seats
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Dan Smith will
gain 45 lbs. for the part
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Dan Smith will
drink sugar water until his teeth rot
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Dan Smith will
pull his lower lip up to his eyes
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Dan Smith will
break your bong
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Dan Smith will
throw the entire pot of spaghetti on the wall to see if it’s ready
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Dan Smith will
may never ask “ASL” on AOL ever again.
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Dan Smith will
answer, “14/f/ca, u?”
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Dan Smith will
tell you how much blood he lost that time