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  • Dan Smith will

    Teach You VUVUZELA

  • Dan Smith will

    Rape You.

  • Dan Smith will

    name his first son Sandbag Worcestershire Smith

  • Dan Smith will

    play Apples to Apples by himself

  • Dan Smith will

    have a hard time getting the Cheetos powder off his guitar strings

  • Dan Smith will

    drop bombs and fuck moms

  • Dan Smith will

    lose THE GAME.

  • Dan Smith will

    document memes

  • Dan Smith will

    reply to this thread.

  • Dan Smith will

    never be funny

  • Dan Smith will

    not take no for an answer.

  • Dan Smith will

    give you chickenpox.

  • Dan Smith will

    say no to drugs.

  • Dan Smith will

    do the hustle.

  • Dan Smith will

    never get a real job.

  • Dan Smith will

    not pay taxes.

  • Dan Smith will

    never give up.

  • Dan Smith will

    Overcharge for lessons

  • Dan Smith will

    finally have his annual shower

  • Dan Smith will

    lick me out

  • Dan Smith will

    finally get around to staining that deck

  • Dan Smith will

    carpet-bomb random Midwestern towns

  • Dan Smith will

    teach you how to get laid.

  • Dan Smith will

    teach you how to shut the fuck up.

  • Dan Smith will

    crush up and snort Flintstone vitamins

  • Dan Smith will

    wear sweatpants that say “Bootylicious”

  • Dan Smith will

    violently overthrow Sweden’s government

  • Dan Smith will

    not be home for dinner

  • Dan Smith will

    smother yo’ mother
    and make ya sister think I love her

  • Dan Smith will

    Smith John Smith Paul Smith Jimmy Smits

  • Dan Smith will

    renounce the throne to Zamunda

  • Dan Smith will

    be over as soon as he puts his shoes on

  • Dan Smith will

    pay for your breast implants

  • Dan Smith will

    teach you the triangle

  • Dan Smith will

    punch you in the face

  • Dan Smith will

    unhinge his jaw & eat a burger whole

  • Dan Smith will

    request a papsmear

  • Dan Smith will

    go 13 miles down the Erie Canal

  • Dan Smith will

    Watch “dave at the dentist”… then masturbate

  • Dan Smith will

    eat feta cheese out of Tpap’s crotch

  • Dan Smith will

    put the lotion on his skin

  • Dan Smith will

    grape you

  • Dan Smith will

    individually tweeze every hair on him

  • Dan Smith will

    wear thongs to avoid embarrassment of visible panty lines

  • Dan Smith will

    fund the KKK with his Nobel Peace Prize money.

  • Dan Smith will

    ride a white stallion nude

  • Dan Smith will

    kill adam when he is sleeping

  • Dan Smith will

    wear his unibomber gittup at open mic night

  • Dan Smith will

    answer you in person when you call him

  • Dan Smith will

    laugh and order an anus burger

  • Dan Smith will

    say “judgment” and rip his belt off at you

  • Dan Smith will

    have “earth resident” in his news interview

  • Dan Smith will

    get back at all you nasties!!!

  • Dan Smith will

    look for detergent that cleans blood & semen

  • Dan Smith will

    love youu lotsss <3

  • Dan Smith will

    lick you out : )

  • Dan Smith will

    be the most amazing person on earth

  • Dan Smith will

    wake up every morning and watch 4 episodes of Murphy Brown

  • Dan Smith will

    knee a muslim in the balls

  • Dan Smith will

    land a leading role in “Wings”

  • Dan Smith will

    fish his children out of the pond

  • Dan Smith will

    train his stomach to digest turtle shells

  • Dan Smith will

    be a nub

  • Dan Smith will

    do a poo on a stick

  • Dan Smith will

    queef the alphabet

  • Dan Smith will

    buy a new pair of jeans

  • Dan Smith will

    eat ten tons of monkey poo.

  • Dan Smith will

    write all history on a pie!?!?

  • Dan Smith will

    play mario for 20 years non-stop

  • Dan Smith will

    eat a tooth brush

  • Dan Smith will

    do a fart which shall put the earth to its doom.

  • Dan Smith will

    will round house your ass

  • Dan Smith will

    write his will in sharpie on a roll of toilet paper

  • Dan Smith will

    \m/

  • Dan Smith will

    get caught up in a 187

  • Dan Smith will

    really need you tonight

  • Dan Smith will

    vote UKIP

  • Dan Smith will

    wrap his silver spoon in gold

  • Dan Smith will

    have caviar for breakfast

  • Dan Smith will

    text boxer in his underwear

  • Dan Smith will

    eat your toes

  • Dan Smith will

    hate me for this…but its worth it!

  • Dan Smith will

    do anything for a quick shag. FROM HARRY!

  • Dan Smith will

    lick your face

  • Dan Smith will

    suck your dick for free

  • Dan Smith will

    hate us for this

  • Dan Smith will

    has a massive penis/manjin

  • Dan Smith will

    thinks olli warberton is gay

  • Dan Smith will

    proberly slap harry green in 5 seconds

  • Dan Smith will

    not have a manjina because he will hate me for it

  • Dan Smith will

    have a manjina

  • Dan Smith will

    slap harry green as in the colour

  • Dan Smith will

    do it hard

  • Dan Smith will

    fuck himself tonight

  • Dan Smith will

    reveal he is a ninja

  • Dan Smith will

    will be raped by a monkey

  • Dan Smith will

    no really lick amys face it was a joke :) :)

  • Dan Smith will

    lick amys face

  • Dan Smith will

    always love himself :)

  • Dan Smith will

    run out of toilet paper and use his cat instead

  • Dan Smith will

    wax his tongue

  • Dan Smith will

    turn this mother out.

  • Dan Smith will

    prove unicorns are real.

  • Dan Smith will

    rock your world.

  • Dan Smith will

    pick out all the unpopped kernels.

  • Dan Smith will

    pluck your eyebrows.

  • Dan Smith will

    walk your cat

  • Dan Smith will

    geld your horse

  • Dan Smith will

    assume ppl’s ethicities & use accents to “connect”

  • Dan Smith will

    lobotomize his pets

  • Dan Smith will

    hold you tight and tell you everything will be ok.

  • Dan Smith will

    Tivo The 700 Club

  • Dan Smith will

    spay and neuter his Chia Pets

  • Dan Smith will

    shower with squid ink

  • Dan Smith will

    record himself eating cherries

  • Dan Smith will

    snort meatball sandwiches

  • Dan Smith will

    loudly groan in his inlaw’s faces

  • Dan Smith will

    create a fake AARP ID

  • Dan Smith will

    pay for his groceries with giant chunks of quartz

  • Dan Smith will

    meet Dawn W.

  • Dan Smith will

    assume “A League of Their Own” is a porn

  • Dan Smith will

    go into heat

  • Dan Smith will

    save your life…if he feels like it

  • Dan Smith will

    wear 30 wedding rings at the same time

  • Dan Smith will

    make banks use dunkaroos as currency

  • Dan Smith will

    scratch his bunions

  • Dan Smith will

    sleep for 17 years

  • Dan Smith will

    find Bigfoot

  • Dan Smith will

    sit through an entire semester of freshman comp

  • Dan Smith will

    wear googly-eye glasses for his eye exam

  • Dan Smith will

    sleep on a hospital bed

  • Dan Smith will

    wear a WWF belt on his first date

  • Dan Smith will

    do the monster mash

  • Dan Smith will

    push for an anti-Canada law

  • Dan Smith will

    get enflamed eyes

  • Dan Smith will

    arrange for flash limbo on the bus

  • Dan Smith will

    tell the pizza guy to slip it under the door

  • Dan Smith will

    invent broomstick seats

  • Dan Smith will

    gain 45 lbs. for the part

  • Dan Smith will

    drink sugar water until his teeth rot

  • Dan Smith will

    pull his lower lip up to his eyes

  • Dan Smith will

    break your bong

  • Dan Smith will

    smuggle moonshine in coffins

  • Dan Smith will

    throw the entire pot of spaghetti on the wall to see if it’s ready

  • Dan Smith will

    teach guitar lessons over Chat Roulette

  • Dan Smith will

    may never ask “ASL” on AOL ever again.

  • Dan Smith will

    bring a pound of oregano to a Grateful Dead cover band concert

  • Dan Smith will

    watch Cats 72 times in 40 days

  • Dan Smith will

    answer, “14/f/ca, u?”

  • Dan Smith will

    tell you how much blood he lost that time

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