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Dan Smith will
translate ancient Navajo texts
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Dan Smith will
cry on demand
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Dan Smith will
find a way back to the Island
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Dan Smith will
be the newest wrestler in the WWE
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Dan Smith will
always have a gorgeous hairline
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Dan Smith will
cleanse your computer of porn
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Dan Smith will
wear only three shirts for eternity.
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Dan Smith will
not describe his perfect Sunday.
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Dan Smith will
dance on your
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Dan Smith will
will take you out for a nice seafood dinner.
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Dan Smith will
shit bricks.
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Dan Smith will
take you out to dinner tomorrow.
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Dan Smith will
over to Wally’s and watch him fuck his wife.
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Dan Smith will
learn from his mistakes
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Dan Smith will
think this website is great
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Dan Smith will
go to Kaunas College, and be a Multimedia Expert!
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Dan Smith will
do some cocaine and murder his family
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Dan Smith will
get his dick stuck in your nintendo
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Dan Smith will
take it from his wife
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Dan Smith will
let Al nut in his face
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Dan Smith will
ride Wally all the way home
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Dan Smith will
will fuck your cat
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Dan Smith will
pour molten pizza roll on your chest, not hot wax
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Dan Smith will
stare into your soul.
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Dan Smith will
Can’t stop won’t stop
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Dan Smith will
Kirk Fog
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Dan Smith will
fuck up house numbering.
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Dan Smith will
beat his meat and say “anyWHO” me, baby!
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Dan Smith will
pose naked in front of the mirror and say “anyWHO”
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Dan Smith will
eat himself.
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Dan Smith will
put it in his mouth
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Dan Smith will
reach around
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Dan Smith will
give you a reach around
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Dan Smith will
beat your meat and swallow.
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Dan Smith will
will follow Dennis to the potty.
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Dan Smith will
give your mom a dirty sanchez
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Dan Smith will
suckie fuckie long time
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Dan Smith will
eat Gilbert’s Grapes
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Dan Smith will
lick a little of his own shit, “just ’cause.”
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Dan Smith will
suck for a buck
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Dan Smith will
talk so fuckin loud his mom can hear. She’s dead.
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Dan Smith will
take a fist from Al Pacino.
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Dan Smith will
never grow the fuck up.
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Dan Smith will
never grow up.
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Dan Smith will
teach you how to spell bass
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Dan Smith will
change to base.
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Dan Smith will
fix his bunyons
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Dan Smith will
turn red at the word “swollen”
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Dan Smith will
hump his dog for a change
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Dan Smith will
always be illiterate
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Dan Smith will
study gynocology
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Dan Smith will
climb sanjaya’s balcony
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Dan Smith will
fire Donald Trump
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Dan Smith will
will make 10 million dollars next year
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Dan Smith will
will make beautiful women swoon
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Dan Smith will
will become a famous actor
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Dan Smith will
begin his poops with “Defcon 1: engaged”
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Dan Smith will
put a cornucopia of skittles in his orifices
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Dan Smith will
stun gun himself unconsciouson accident
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Dan Smith will
exorcise his cat
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Dan Smith will
have Vietnam War flashbacks.
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Dan Smith will
rip up a picture of the Pope on SNL
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Dan Smith will
need help taking your bra off
-
Dan Smith will
daydream he plays for the Toronto Raptors
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Dan Smith will
tip the waitress with a “free lesson”
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Dan Smith will
stand so you know he’s freakishly tall
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Dan Smith will
be used as a step ladder
-
Dan Smith will
talk dirty to the cow he milks
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Dan Smith will
cure illness with a piece of chalk & Gene Simmons
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Dan Smith will
talk to whales with his juggling Adam’s apple
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Dan Smith will
eat an entire cucumber without chewing
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Dan Smith will
get a better hair cut
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Dan Smith will
eat his young
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Dan Smith will
pass the courvoisier
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Dan Smith will
marry a ManBearPig
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Dan Smith will
beat the unbeatable.
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Dan Smith will
Do Work.
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Dan Smith will
kill a mudkip
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Dan Smith will
Find Man-Bear-Pig
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Dan Smith will
end apartheid
-
Dan Smith will
never give you up, let you go, or say goodbye.
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Dan Smith will
roundhouse kick Chuck Norris
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Dan Smith will
fuck a pikachu
-
Dan Smith will
spank a monkey
-
Dan Smith will
cum in Bill’s eye
-
Dan Smith will
kill you if you don’t become a dentist….
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Dan Smith will
teabag your spartan
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Dan Smith will
make fun of your guitar skills
-
Dan Smith will
shart himself and proceed with the lesson.
-
Dan Smith will
suplex that receptionist you don’t care for
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Dan Smith will
raspberry your neck
-
Dan Smith will
divide and conquer
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Dan Smith will
offer you fries with that burger
-
Dan Smith will
have legal problems with Terry Bradshaw
-
Dan Smith will
not be told what to do
-
Dan Smith will
make bull-penis didgeridoos
-
Dan Smith will
watch your kids play tee ball
-
Dan Smith will
make tea out of rotting squirrels
-
Dan Smith will
say, “Hi, my name’s Daryll.”
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Dan Smith will
do public service announcements about Randy
-
Dan Smith will
punt a baby
-
Dan Smith will
tickle your poop
-
Dan Smith will
piss on your head and tell you its raining
-
Dan Smith will
create a new gender
-
Dan Smith will
give oxycodone to toddlers
-
Dan Smith will
make gagging sounds when you talk about your gf
-
Dan Smith will
get really into ska
-
Dan Smith will
go to the ER for his sliver
-
Dan Smith will
try ripping his shirt and give up
-
Dan Smith will
mock Jared the subway guy
-
Dan Smith will
take valtrex because its about suppression
-
Dan Smith will
be gentle during your first lesson
-
Dan Smith will
make racial jokes at the expense of Martin Luther
-
Dan Smith will
never get laid with that hair cut
-
Dan Smith will
do anything you can do better
-
Dan Smith will
be smarter than a fith grader
-
Dan Smith will
steal your POGs
-
Dan Smith will
set his weapon to stun
-
Dan Smith will
huff and puff and blow your house down
-
Dan Smith will
think you’re stinky
-
Dan Smith will
pop a blood vessel in his eye from blinking a lot
-
Dan Smith will
re-narrate March of the Penguins
-
Dan Smith will
shoot pingpong balls at you
-
Dan Smith will
break down when singing “Butterfly Kisses”
-
Dan Smith will
email his 3rd grade crush
-
Dan Smith will
wear lipstick but deny he’s wearing any
-
Dan Smith will
get a feather stuck in his eyeball
-
Dan Smith will
punch your cat in the face
-
Dan Smith will
file down his teeth into fangs
-
Dan Smith will
put his fist down his throat like a snake
-
Dan Smith will
bum a pack of cigarettes off of you
-
Dan Smith will
FLAME ON!
-
Dan Smith will
do the David Caruso glasses-removal tactic
-
Dan Smith will
start his first sexual encounter with, “Eww, eww.”
-
Dan Smith will
squib kick your heart
-
Dan Smith will
fuck your shit up
-
Dan Smith will
stab you with a harpsicord
-
Dan Smith will
urinate on your bedroom floor
-
Dan Smith will
regret releasing doves in his apt. on new year’s
-
Dan Smith will
cry himself to sleep tonight.
-
Dan Smith will
flip Famish on the 1st turn
-
Dan Smith will
become the new twitter
-
Dan Smith will
have a happy bag slappin’ new years!!!
-
Dan Smith will
fake an orgasm
-
Dan Smith will
double team
-
Dan Smith will
wake Tim up with a soft kiss
-
Dan Smith will
eat a mayonaise sandwich
-
Dan Smith will
try to return his half eaten sandwich
-
Dan Smith will
love you when you call him Big Poppa
-
Dan Smith will
infect your mom with HIV-AIDS.