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Dan Smith will
fix is spelling errorZ
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Dan Smith will
teach you how to cram
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Dan Smith will
get freaky deaky
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Dan Smith will
never defeat bizarro-Dan Smith
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Dan Smith will
ask, “What’s all this hoopla about?”
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Dan Smith will
sarcastically call everyone “Chuckles”
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Dan Smith will
master devil sticks
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Dan Smith will
SASQUATCH!
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Dan Smith will
wipe with tin foil
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Dan Smith will
drink a 55 gallon drum full of Tang
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Dan Smith will
never quit snake handling
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Dan Smith will
get a concussion from listening to Papa Roach
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Dan Smith will
Paparazzi the paparazzi
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Dan Smith will
be insensed at the toilet stall graffiti
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Dan Smith will
file his teeth and wear a cape
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Dan Smith will
crap all over your sunny day
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Dan Smith will
name his second child “Billits”
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Dan Smith will
pluck his brows off
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Dan Smith will
blow every 3rd paycheck on Boyd
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Dan Smith will
blow every 3rd paycheck on investing in Boy Scout cookies
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Dan Smith will
blow
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Dan Smith will
speak with the help of a springboard lite
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Dan Smith will
call himself “Cobalt”
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Dan Smith will
film his own series of Pete and Pete
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Dan Smith will
make a pie chart why his love is better
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Dan Smith will
Wish that hoe 2 seats down was never born
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Dan Smith will
appear on dateline NBC
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Dan Smith will
see this webpage
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Dan Smith will
ravage your slop-hole
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Dan Smith will
compare penis sizes with lady gaga.
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Dan Smith will
Wonder why nobody loves him
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Dan Smith will
butter your glory holes
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Dan Smith will
silently caress your nipples
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Dan Smith will
Firmly Grasp Your testicles
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Dan Smith will
Kill Deidre… then snog her hog
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Dan Smith will
have a tampon with him at all times…just in case
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Dan Smith will
Ignore your bullying… pussy
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Dan Smith will
change his attitude when he slips on a pinky ring
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Dan Smith will
hand-feed you bologna and speak softly
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Dan Smith will
steal you food from the fridge w/o remorse
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Dan Smith will
dress his cats for a masquerade ball
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Dan Smith will
angrily ask what blu-Ray is at BestBuy
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Dan Smith will
ask his mom ten times a day if he’s in her will
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Dan Smith will
order soup to be poured into his cupped hands
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Dan Smith will
sell your TV at the pawn shop
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Dan Smith will
eat honey straight out of the jar
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Dan Smith will
accidentally cry tears into his birthday cake batter
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Dan Smith will
drink a redbull and shit himself silly
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Dan Smith will
blast one out the back end
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Dan Smith will
blow mud right out the back of his trousers
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Dan Smith will
shart on the uptown bus
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Dan Smith will
order made-up drinks to impress unattractive women
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Dan Smith will
fuck your grandmother.
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Dan Smith will
win this fucking staring contest.
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Dan Smith will
grin at you like that for hours
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Dan Smith will
melt you face with his solos
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Dan Smith will
make you his love slave
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Dan Smith will
fart in you dinner while you are forced to watch
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Dan Smith will
give you herpes
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Dan Smith will
make you swoon with his hypnotic gaze
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Dan Smith will
punch you in the taint
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Dan Smith will
FUCK YOUR FACE!!
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Dan Smith will
will lead you on a sexual oddyssey
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Dan Smith will
fly a manatee through rainbows
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Dan Smith will
command an army of boners to world domination
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Dan Smith will
stain you linens
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Dan Smith will
jam this guitar up your ass
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Dan Smith will
Say Good-Bye
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Dan Smith will
use string theory to transcend space and time.
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Dan Smith will
fist you with a big smile on his face.
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Dan Smith will
Teach You Hip Hop.
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Dan Smith will
direct a pornographic version of “Free Willy”
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Dan Smith will
ort niff
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Dan Smith will
“accidentally” murder some Jehovah Witnesses
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Dan Smith will
pour some sugar on you
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Dan Smith will
sleep on a mattress of burnt hair
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Dan Smith will
be gone til November
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Dan Smith will
rub epsom salt on your wiener
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Dan Smith will
define chode for you. visually.
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Dan Smith will
be your own personal meat-packing district
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Dan Smith will
produce “Hey Arnold: the Musical”
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Dan Smith will
remember sugar is organic and cant qualify as rock
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Dan Smith will
wonder if rock candy qualifies as a rock?!
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Dan Smith will
redefine the word “musk”
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Dan Smith will
poop out entire heads of cabbage
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Dan Smith will
incite a riot at Gristedes
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Dan Smith will
forgive your sins
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Dan Smith will
eat your babies.
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Dan Smith will
Suck You Off
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Dan Smith will
treat you like the Pope
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Dan Smith will
do your homework
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Dan Smith will
Never Perform
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Dan Smith will
count sheep with you.
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Dan Smith will
show you he only has nine fingers.
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Dan Smith will
suck his own cock
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Dan Smith will
notice that gay dudes have a little hetero in them
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Dan Smith will
spank you for being a naughty little girl.
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Dan Smith will
go down on you…if you wax thoroughly.
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Dan Smith will
go down on you…if you ask nicely.
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Dan Smith will
be your pretend boyfriend
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Dan Smith will
Menage a Twang baby!
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Dan Smith will
scat his cat
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Dan Smith will
wear a jean jacket
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Dan Smith will
become the Summit County Engineer
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Dan Smith will
Poop out of his penis
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Dan Smith will
Be Taking You Out To Dinner Tonight.
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Dan Smith will
molest your children.
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Dan Smith will
watch you poop.
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Dan Smith will
do the timewarp again.
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Dan Smith will
make questionable decisions, and weep quietly whil
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Dan Smith will
chonus
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Dan Smith will
call your mother on her birthday
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Dan Smith will
call your mother on her birthday and sound like yo
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Dan Smith will
eat nickels so he gets stripsearched at an airport
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Dan Smith will
win a gold medal
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Dan Smith will
shine shine on
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Dan Smith will
rub you the right way.
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Dan Smith will
find Nicky Young and hug him gently.
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Dan Smith will
hold you til you fall asleep
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Dan Smith will
interpret your dreams
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Dan Smith will
touch you. With his guitar.
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Dan Smith will
die one day.
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Dan Smith will
grow old.
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Dan Smith will
one day meet the love of his life.
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Dan Smith will
beat you in a no-blinking contest