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Dan Smith will
attempt sexual battery in Lincoln Park.
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Dan Smith will
ASDFGHJK
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Dan Smith will
Suck a Cock
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Dan Smith will
Get money, fuck bitches
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Dan Smith will
shit in jordans mouth
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Dan Smith will
teach phone sex
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Dan Smith will
eat blue waffles for breakfast.
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Dan Smith will
be your daddy
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Dan Smith will
rock you like a hurricane
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Dan Smith will
stare into your eyes
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Dan Smith will
stare at your ass sudectivley.
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Dan Smith will
back trace you.
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Dan Smith will
show you his nutsack.
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Dan Smith will
Teach you how to dougie.
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Dan Smith will
Eat your puddin pops.
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Dan Smith will
teach you the rusty trombone
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Dan Smith will
shave off his pubes and glue them to your face.
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Dan Smith will
destroy the rainforest with all his flyers.
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Dan Smith will
seek revenge on all of youu !!!
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Dan Smith will
will no longer like amy thompsonfor what she just
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Dan Smith will
finally stop perving on little boys
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Dan Smith will
Inturupt Kanye West.
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Dan Smith will
change is clothes… eventually.
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Dan Smith will
will sell you this crappy chair.
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Dan Smith will
take his pants off
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Dan Smith will
dress you up like lenny kravitz.
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Dan Smith will
make you into a human centepede
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Dan Smith will
burgle your turds
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Dan Smith will
make the snake shake!
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Dan Smith will
never age
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Dan Smith will
dance to Shakira for three hours today.
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Dan Smith will
teach you to behave, pig.
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Dan Smith will
win any staring contest.
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Dan Smith will
become a New York in-joke
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Dan Smith will
not be called a gay fish
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Dan Smith will
touch my genitals
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Dan Smith will
think Jimmy Fallon is Justin Long & vice-versa
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Dan Smith will
teach YOU how to finally eat out that pussy
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Dan Smith will
be the first man on Jupiter
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Dan Smith will
teach Meredith Guitar. (Seriously)
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Dan Smith will
eat Fruity Pebbles in a horse trough
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Dan Smith will
eat your children
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Dan Smith will
doody
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Dan Smith will
greet you at the door with a frying pan.
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Dan Smith will
stick his dick in an electrical socket.
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Dan Smith will
morph into a zebra.
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Dan Smith will
shed his skin twice a year
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Dan Smith will
throw a kid into the sun
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Dan Smith will
occasionally peruse kiddie pool brochures
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Dan Smith will
always, always, temporarily
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Dan Smith will
spit or swallow. Your call.
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Dan Smith will
not remember tonight.
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Dan Smith will
drop it drop it low
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Dan Smith will
touch you innapropiately when mom isnt in the room
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Dan Smith will
not be racist, nigga
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Dan Smith will
make you feel all tingly inside
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Dan Smith will
creepily look at you.
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Dan Smith will
Light it up like its dynamite
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Dan Smith will
suck your cock
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Dan Smith will
fuck your face
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Dan Smith will
Sit On This Chair.
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Dan Smith will
suck a dick.
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Dan Smith will
Kill your Dog.
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Dan Smith will
s on tome t’s
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Dan Smith will
eat Olie tonight
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Dan Smith will
bite you
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Dan Smith will
find work…LOL JK
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Dan Smith will
rock out to hannah montana
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Dan Smith will
eat his guitar
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Dan Smith will
find a single gray hair on his elbow.
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Dan Smith will
eat raw potatoes
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Dan Smith will
put a finger up Wilson Stamm’s hairy butthole.
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Dan Smith will
wait…who the fuck is dan smith?
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Dan Smith will
be awesome
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Dan Smith will
teach you guitar.
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Dan Smith will
get a better smile.
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Dan Smith will
wait…what?
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Dan Smith will
shit on his own balls
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Dan Smith will
become a licensed masseuse. o yea?
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Dan Smith will
lick his butthole
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Dan Smith will
☞ɷ☜…twice
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Dan Smith will
eat a spicy cockmeat sandwich, and like it.
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Dan Smith will
get pink socked
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Dan Smith will
rape Adam Lieber.
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Dan Smith will
find Waldo
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Dan Smith will
kill midgets and fuck sluts, and he’s all outta sluts
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Dan Smith will
teach you Lotus Notes
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Dan Smith will
go to Staten Island and like it
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Dan Smith will
not be tamed
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Dan Smith will
snatch the last potato pancake. NOOO!!!!
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Dan Smith will
snatch white girls, obama
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Dan Smith will
suck little kids
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Dan Smith will
teach Babit the guitar and then try and hump him.
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Dan Smith will
step the step
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Dan Smith will
schwaang the schwaang
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Dan Smith will
dress up as Tom Kite for halloween
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Dan Smith will
pimp slap the meter maid
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Dan Smith will
eat the whole thing
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Dan Smith will
be dan smith
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Dan Smith will
sit on your face
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Dan Smith will
shit on this chair while holding a guitar. Seriously.
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Dan Smith will
stop the oil spill.
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Dan Smith will
blow you. Fo free
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Dan Smith will
wax your car for you
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Dan Smith will
make you some killer pot brownies, bro.
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Dan Smith will
tell you about his ketchup fetish.
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Dan Smith will
moderate your next intervention.
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Dan Smith will
stroke your G string.
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Dan Smith will
get traded to Miami. Everybody will be pissed.
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Dan Smith will
do whatever the fuck Dan Smith wants to do.
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Dan Smith will
make you a nice press kit
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Dan Smith will
shoot your parents
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Dan Smith will
hunt you down…
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Dan Smith will
Choco-Dance.
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Dan Smith will
em Dafoe
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Dan Smith will
sit and spin.
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Dan Smith will
do a barrel roll.
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Dan Smith will
poke holes in the condom.
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Dan Smith will
accidentally trip Chuck Norris, just because…
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Dan Smith will
walk into your room naked at night! Try it free!
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Dan Smith will
show you his manjina
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Dan Smith will
spunk in your eye
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Dan Smith will
retrieve the paper in a robe that exposes his ass.
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Dan Smith will
Dan Smith Will
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Dan Smith will
ejaculate in your mouth.
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Dan Smith will
build a moat around his apartment
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Dan Smith will
order a narwhal for his above-ground pool
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Dan Smith will
wear a lace condom
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Dan Smith will
submit 1,000s of lolcats
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Dan Smith will
never beat StarCraft
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Dan Smith will
ask Tina Fey on a date via stalking
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Dan Smith will
never say “No.”
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Dan Smith will
hurt your children
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Dan Smith will
ask for the laser background
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Dan Smith will
pull out if you ask nicely.
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Dan Smith will
explain why
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Dan Smith will
name his first child ed hardy
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Dan Smith will
Suck Frank Dry.
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Dan Smith will
reach around without asking
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Dan Smith will
Have Sex With Minors
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Dan Smith will
fall in love with you