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Dan Smith will
shred on your ass
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Dan Smith will
style his hair with a wind machine.
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Dan Smith will
eat shit
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Dan Smith will
put you on the streets.
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Dan Smith will
call you baby
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Dan Smith will
Wear Leather pants and drink vodka.
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Dan Smith will
challenge Hakeem Olajuwon to a fist fight
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Dan Smith will
punch you in the nuts
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Dan Smith will
spit in your oatmeal then stare blankly at you
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Dan Smith will
cover Crass songs at your brothers funeral
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Dan Smith will
punch you right in the face
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Dan Smith will
lose a high-profile rap battle…hard
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Dan Smith will
Always struggle with ‘game’
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Dan Smith will
Smoke some crack.
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Dan Smith will
donate his poop to charity
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Dan Smith will
Touch Butts
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Dan Smith will
Use GSA for his next Flyer
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Dan Smith will
play at the Moulin Rouge
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Dan Smith will
blow his nose with your drapes
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Dan Smith will
Kick Your Ass
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Dan Smith will
be the next President of Egypt
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Dan Smith will
one day get that guitar removed from his armpit.
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Dan Smith will
Rock Out Bro!
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Dan Smith will
teach you guitar, whether you like it or not.
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Dan Smith will
beat Ali in foosball.
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Dan Smith will
practice his II-V-I’s in all 12 keys.
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Dan Smith will
come to india and get his ass kicked.
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Dan Smith will
shove a chicken inside a steak, inside a chicken.
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Dan Smith will
kill us all.
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Dan Smith will
Eat box.
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Dan Smith will
rob you of all that is decent in the world
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Dan Smith will
make you farty and bloated
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Dan Smith will
fuck your mom.
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Dan Smith will
make a decent curry
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Dan Smith will
poop.
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Dan Smith will
buy a Chevrolet
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Dan Smith will
shave his head
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Dan Smith will
stop time
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Dan Smith will
Wop Bop a doo bop shuh bop bam boozle! Ya hear?
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Dan Smith will
Repopulate the earth
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Dan Smith will
be played by Willem Dafoe.
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Dan Smith will
Touch himself in public… again.
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Dan Smith will
not play “Stairway.”
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Dan Smith will
watch hulu at work to save on electric at home
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Dan Smith will
stop impersonating Dan Smith
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Dan Smith will
fluff and tickle.
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Dan Smith will
try stand-up at the Japanese karaoke tonight
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Dan Smith will
try to make his neck vein pop
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Dan Smith will
buy you a drink when you get back from Tokyo
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Dan Smith will
put his feet behind his head for 2 bucks
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Dan Smith will
have a better haircut for the summer
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Dan Smith will
teach you how to fuck
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Dan Smith will
geek you the fuck out
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Dan Smith will
dance with Will
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Dan Smith will
will make a doody later
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Dan Smith will
explain to all of us who Dan Smith is.
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Dan Smith will
destroy your sweater
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Dan Smith will
never get the superglue of his hands
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Dan Smith will
make your breath smell like lilac
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Dan Smith will
smack that grin off your face
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Dan Smith will
rock out with his ___ out
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Dan Smith will
never run around and desert you
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Dan Smith will
hit you
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Dan Smith will
follow @chapinc
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Dan Smith will
be gay all day
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Dan Smith will
put the lotion on its skin.
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Dan Smith will
Hide his boner with your cat.
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Dan Smith will
eat hickory smoked horse buttholes. From a cup.
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Dan Smith will
do nothing but sit on his ass.
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Dan Smith will
sit in a chair with his guitar and look at you.
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Dan Smith will
cook up some crank in his mom’s basement
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Dan Smith will
not Pan Flute
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Dan Smith will
never take Sarah Palin seriously
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Dan Smith will
learn to fly
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Dan Smith will
make you want his guitar solo
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Dan Smith will
get the trotts.
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Dan Smith will
date your mom
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Dan Smith will
do anything for a Klondike Bar.
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Dan Smith will
show up to your house with Zima and Condoms.
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Dan Smith will
practice discus with commemorative plates
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Dan Smith will
teach you fancy pipe
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Dan Smith will
make a human centipede
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Dan Smith will
be the man your guitar can smell like.
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Dan Smith will
cry while reading “Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul”
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Dan Smith will
do the rock-away
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Dan Smith will
Be on broadway. He loves to dance and sing. Yay.
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Dan Smith will
hold bowie in his arms
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Dan Smith will
play with bella boryk.
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Dan Smith will
eat your vagina
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Dan Smith will
smack his balls while wearing a tutu …
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Dan Smith will
beat your tits ….
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Dan Smith will
poop in Times Square …
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Dan Smith will
play guitar with his left testicle.
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Dan Smith will
go to hell!
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Dan Smith will
bully you today! :)
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Dan Smith will
you into being
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Dan Smith will
eat yo’ soul
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Dan Smith will
give Emily £1 million!! :-D
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Dan Smith will
suck his own cock if he has to!
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Dan Smith will
rick-roll himself; quietly chuckle
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Dan Smith will
bite a chunk out of a stranger’s fupa
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Dan Smith will
like your status
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Dan Smith will
re-enact Sherman’s march to the sea
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Dan Smith will
RSVP to your Facebook events, then flake out.
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Dan Smith will
sleep with fishes. He has a bed at the marina.
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Dan Smith will
be known by the trail of the dead.
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Dan Smith will
bring nothing to your potluck, eat the desserts.
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Dan Smith will
meet you in the morning. 56 and Wabashaw.
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Dan Smith will
sue Led Zeppelin for plagiarism.
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Dan Smith will
lick steak knives to impress women.
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Dan Smith will
double-deck your toilet.
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Dan Smith will
be naked in your bedroom Sunday @ 3AM
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Dan Smith will
play “Hail to the Theif” on mandolin.
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Dan Smith will
lick a butt hole.
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Dan Smith will
eat a tatertot
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Dan Smith will
stare at you with a creepy gay smile
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Dan Smith will
eat your smegma
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Dan Smith will
ravage your asshole
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Dan Smith will
finger fuck leo fender corpse
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Dan Smith will
filet your nutsack
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Dan Smith will
eat his hand… slowly to dont stop me now.
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Dan Smith will
fuck your world
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Dan Smith will
tune your guitar