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Dan Smith will
one day cut off that beautiful head of hair he has
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Dan Smith will
Drop it like it’s hot
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Dan Smith will
lead you to the yellow brick road
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Dan Smith will
fling boogers at his mommy.
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Dan Smith will
eat your tang.
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Dan Smith will
suck his own dick if you give him a dollar
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Dan Smith will
do the time warp again
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Dan Smith will
be your president
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Dan Smith will
hold you tight in his arms
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Dan Smith will
sleep in the cotton fields
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Dan Smith will
make paper tee shirts
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Dan Smith will
kiss your feet and praise to mama jenny
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Dan Smith will
serve you mousaka
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Dan Smith will
poop in your mouth
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Dan Smith will
ask you to join the magnolian ladder
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Dan Smith will
make love to you when youre sleeping
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Dan Smith will
do shinshui sinshui.
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Dan Smith will
sing “my name is dan smith im so handsome my oh my”
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Dan Smith will
eat his fruits and veggie all day
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Dan Smith will
ride the cotton pony
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Dan Smith will
get the crimson wave
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Dan Smith will
want you to ride his pony
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Dan Smith will
force you to get in his van
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Dan Smith will
make you dinner
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Dan Smith will
sleep at your doorstep
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Dan Smith will
listen to the birdies tweet
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Dan Smith will
dance with bowie and sing nice tunes
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Dan Smith will
go into period 5 home ec and sing to evry1 bowie
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Dan Smith will
eat bellas and shelbys moist body bolonga
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Dan Smith will
will throw pebbles at your window
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Dan Smith will
sing wet tunes into your ear
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Dan Smith will
ride your mom like a donkey
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Dan Smith will
eat cabbage near the playset
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Dan Smith will
will suck on darrens fingers
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Dan Smith will
make moist sounds under your bed
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Dan Smith will
lick my vagina
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Dan Smith will
turn on your faucet
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Dan Smith will
kiss your kitchen table
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Dan Smith will
hold your pet fish under his armpit
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Dan Smith will
hold bowie in his arms until he sheds
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Dan Smith will
be best friends with man bear pig, if you lick him
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Dan Smith will
love bella
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Dan Smith will
fly a kite with the string tied around his dick
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Dan Smith will
get pretty upset when you start crying
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Dan Smith will
give a unicorn an orgasm without touching it
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Dan Smith will
eat cookie dough 2 out of 3 meals a day
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Dan Smith will
let the bed bugs bite
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Dan Smith will
sing the national anthem in pig latin
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Dan Smith will
cannonball into a kiddie pool full of sauerkraut
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Dan Smith will
sell Gristedes out of Capri Suns
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Dan Smith will
defenestrate.
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Dan Smith will
free Tibet.
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Dan Smith will
touch himself at night.
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Dan Smith will
stuff tortillas into his CD-ROM drive
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Dan Smith will
freeze time with his space mind.
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Dan Smith will
teach you guitar, then try to fuck you
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Dan Smith will
fag your wagon.
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Dan Smith will
only do this if you dont tell your parents…
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Dan Smith will
bring it around town just like Spongebob did.
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Dan Smith will
reply to your text with one word.
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Dan Smith will
drink his orange juice…right out of the carton.
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Dan Smith will
pour tiger blood over his Lucky Charms
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Dan Smith will
sit here awkwardly while we make fun of him
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Dan Smith will
Break Asia
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Dan Smith will
destroy bus number 46
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Dan Smith will
always know the answer
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Dan Smith will
eat babies
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Dan Smith will
make a mean meatball sub
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Dan Smith will
cry, cry himself to sleep every night.
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Dan Smith will
like his own facebook status’.
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Dan Smith will
make a man out of you.
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Dan Smith will
sucker punch an autistic goat.
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Dan Smith will
*milk (fondle( your frisbee nipples
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Dan Smith will
wilk his guitar all night….
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Dan Smith will
hide all your remotes and frighten your horses
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Dan Smith will
Tounge punch your moms fart box then read a book.
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Dan Smith will
bring down Charlie Sheen
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Dan Smith will
give you AIDS
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Dan Smith will
Watch you in your sleep
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Dan Smith will
get a boner everytime he watches a childrens movie
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Dan Smith will
always be the answer
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Dan Smith will
have sex with an orangutan…. for you.
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Dan Smith will
rehabilitate Charlie Sheen
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Dan Smith will
wash his Camaro without his shirt on
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Dan Smith will
pitch a no-hitter on LSD
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Dan Smith will
…, wait who the fuck is Dan Smith again ?
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Dan Smith will
justify slavery
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Dan Smith will
Get put into a time capsule with a picture of an o
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Dan Smith will
free the towns people
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Dan Smith will
slay your dragon
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Dan Smith will
wrestle a puma with Ann Coulter
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Dan Smith will
have sex with his guitar…………….and you!
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Dan Smith will
never find this page.
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Dan Smith will
defy gravity in 3…2…1 JUMP
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Dan Smith will
blend with the wall, is it a wall, or dan smith?
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Dan Smith will
learn english and blend the fuck in
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Dan Smith will
ask you for awkward sums of money like $2.37
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Dan Smith will
put that guitar in his favourite place on you
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Dan Smith will
if asked nicely
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Dan Smith will
learn to control the mind. BEWARE.
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Dan Smith will
be the first thing you think about before you wake
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Dan Smith will
compromise brains for looks
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Dan Smith will
practice judo whilst balanced on a mule
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Dan Smith will
bum household items
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Dan Smith will
be barbie if you’re ken
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Dan Smith will
be the only exception
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Dan Smith will
have a happy new year, fuck you guys.
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Dan Smith will
buy you that bike you want jimmy!
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Dan Smith will
rape your insides
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Dan Smith will
get you arrested for touching your own grandma
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Dan Smith will
give in on any chance to say that’s what she said
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Dan Smith will
restore trust in the UK liberal democrat party
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Dan Smith will
marry his sister next year
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Dan Smith will
always be under the bed kids
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Dan Smith will
throw up every time you press refresh
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Dan Smith will
not be better than my band
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Dan Smith will
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Dan Smith will
steal oranges from the fruit bowl in the night
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Dan Smith will
whisper sweet nothings in your ear
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Dan Smith will
guest star on songs of praise
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Dan Smith will
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP all night
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Dan Smith will
supply the boose
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Dan Smith will
never let you down, never run around or hurt you
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Dan Smith will
say it like it is.
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Dan Smith will
buy you.
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Dan Smith will
pluck out his pubes
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Dan Smith will
breathe, respect, walk.
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Dan Smith will
learn persian and live as a llama in a field.
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Dan Smith will
never find a place in this society
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Dan Smith will
get away with it, screw you meddling kids!
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Dan Smith will
shout at you until you cry
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Dan Smith will
weight you, cruelly.
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Dan Smith will
feed you cake until you are of the right standard
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Dan Smith will
form an alliance with spider man
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Dan Smith will
invade Poland
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Dan Smith will
invite you to your birthday party
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Dan Smith will
provide campfire songs for the big kids
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Dan Smith will
strum a bit, then explain where he went wrong
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Dan Smith will
spread his wings and FLY :D
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Dan Smith will
not be a doctor as he first intended
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Dan Smith will
give us all some of his breast milk
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Dan Smith will
.slow down.
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Dan Smith will
appear fickle at first, but relax later.
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Dan Smith will
fondle.
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Dan Smith will
hibernate every winter
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Dan Smith will
mutate into a squirrel
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Dan Smith will
mock you with his silence