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Dan Smith will
test fire your rape cannon
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Dan Smith will
lick milk out of a toliet
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Dan Smith will
secretly think Michael Bolton looks ok in eyeliner
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Dan Smith will
eventually find his illegitimate child named Evan.
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Dan Smith will
look awesome with a mustache though.
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Dan Smith will
never ever do a mustache project again.
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Dan Smith will
hate on Swedish creative directors.
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Dan Smith will
hate on Korean producers.
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Dan Smith will
not actually rape you.
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Dan Smith will
tell you his mouth is purdy.
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Dan Smith will
leave if you give him back his wand.
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Dan Smith will
try and fail at hating Rakel.
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Dan Smith will
keep 6 bottles on his desk. Gotta’ stay hydrated.
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Dan Smith will
have too many Google projects to ever do.
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Dan Smith will
not like your cola flavored bubble gum.
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Dan Smith will
not do Friday beers at 6:30.
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Dan Smith will
あなたのためにそれを翻訳する。
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Dan Smith will
translate that into Japanse for you.
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Dan Smith will
play Friday by Rebecca Black for everyone. (hint)
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Dan Smith will
not accept duplicate comments
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Dan Smith will
aways be cursed to sing.
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Dan Smith will
has baby arms. Never forget.
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Dan Smith will
get his smooth on.
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Dan Smith will
not mind maggot pad thai.
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Dan Smith will
eat a trash nuggets.
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Dan Smith will
eat those trash nuggets.
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Dan Smith will
kidnap Evan and have him stay in LA.
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Dan Smith will
roll his eyes at Evan.
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Dan Smith will
eat cheeseburger springrolls for lunch.
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Dan Smith will
eat all 20 McNuggets.
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Dan Smith will
add whistle tips. WOO WOO
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Dan Smith will
bite your thumb.
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Dan Smith will
deny being a KKK member.
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Dan Smith will
growl at the delivery men.
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Dan Smith will
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
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Dan Smith will
probably regret Five Guys.
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Dan Smith will
always have left the office
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Dan Smith will
never be as dramatic as that side of the office.
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Dan Smith will
not do what Donnie don’t does
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Dan Smith will
suxdix
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Dan Smith will
never end.
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Dan Smith will
be sad when Dan Smith ends.
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Dan Smith will
help you save your layer comps
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Dan Smith will
Dan Smith in his meeting with Emily. (I saw you)
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Dan Smith will
hide in the conference room in the dark
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Dan Smith will
give you 50 geocaching ideas.
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Dan Smith will
pass around the haterade
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Dan Smith will
doesn’t poop on the job.
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Dan Smith will
hate on the people who take the elevator one floor
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Dan Smith will
fly across the country and back in day.
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Dan Smith will
wait 25 seconds for the elevator to respond
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Dan Smith will
taco taco burrito burrito.
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Dan Smith will
not be getting Five Guys.
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Dan Smith will
leave the office… in 5 minutes. No really.
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Dan Smith will
sing about father Allen lay in hell and gore.
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Dan Smith will
not eat cold empenadas
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Dan Smith will
share his empenada?
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Dan Smith will
actually be named Karl.
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Dan Smith will
not smoke. Ever.
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Dan Smith will
watch videos of girls pooping in hot tubs.
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Dan Smith will
teach you how to upload your face.
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Dan Smith will
. no, actually, he won’t.
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Dan Smith will
throw you under the bus. Every time.
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Dan Smith will
make sexy layer comps.
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Dan Smith will
fix it.
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Dan Smith will
post comments too quickly.
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Dan Smith will
write your name in blood
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Dan Smith will
not accept your Skype transfer.
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Dan Smith will
willface
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Dan Smith will
style OJ Simpson’s mustache.
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Dan Smith will
say BYE BYE in very deep voice.
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Dan Smith will
draw suggestive looking hotdogs
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Dan Smith will
never be Ron Swanson
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Dan Smith will
get money and then get paid
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Dan Smith will
be there…so you are not alone…
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Dan Smith will
Never play his guitar.
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Dan Smith will
show you his if you show him yours
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Dan Smith will
eat the worm
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Dan Smith will
go to cafe cafe to poop while at work.
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Dan Smith will
splash out at clients’
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Dan Smith will
never poop at work.
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Dan Smith will
never wash his hands after pooping at work
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Dan Smith will
check in 4square miles away. Fuck the rules.
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Dan Smith will
teach you “There’s only one you in the world”
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Dan Smith will
not name his layers. Everyone knows what Layer3 is
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Dan Smith will
wear his favorite seaman sweater every day.
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Dan Smith will
eat trash oranges.
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Dan Smith will
want Nicole Muniz to get with the memes.
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Dan Smith will
haunt your dreams.
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Dan Smith will
suck you off for a buck
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Dan Smith will
eat oranges for life.
-
Dan Smith will
^^vvBA (start)
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Dan Smith will
soon be executed.
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Dan Smith will
make Chris Hanson look like Patty Stanger
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Dan Smith will
touch children where it counts!
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Dan Smith will
shit his pants
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Dan Smith will
follow you into the dark.
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Dan Smith will
will not tolerate such insolence!!
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Dan Smith will
lactate.
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Dan Smith will
cry when he sees this.
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Dan Smith will
make it rain.
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Dan Smith will
will be the last thing you ever see.
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Dan Smith will
motorboat that shit.
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Dan Smith will
text you with directions.
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Dan Smith will
pray for you
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Dan Smith will
get twenty more photos of himself taken asap
-
Dan Smith will
apparently do anything
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Dan Smith will
I am.
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Dan Smith will
order soup but get worm sauce.
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Dan Smith will
never order Thai Angel anymore..
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Dan Smith will
tuna fish
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Dan Smith will
will a will for Will.
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Dan Smith will
distract you from doing any work for 45 minutes.
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Dan Smith will
Google+ you.
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Dan Smith will
be riding on a pig.
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Dan Smith will
stroke the headstock.
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Dan Smith will
be forever alone.
-
Dan Smith will
ROFLCOPTER!
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Dan Smith will
use diamonds to travel through time.
-
Dan Smith will
be your president in 2012!!!
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Dan Smith will
be the Mayor of Wammytown.
-
Dan Smith will
double deep Tweet.
-
Dan Smith will
probably use Comic Sans.
-
Dan Smith will
order medium rare, but always get medium.
-
Dan Smith will
watch Fresh Prince re-runs with you.
-
Dan Smith will
make fliers that say “Dan Smith will put up fliers
-
Dan Smith will
try to tell you it was the chair.
-
Dan Smith will
SWALLOW YOUR SOUL.
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Dan Smith will
call you back but wait 2 weeks.
-
Dan Smith will
probably break his G string
-
Dan Smith will
hammer on.
-
Dan Smith will
never give you up or let you down.
-
Dan Smith will
lutd
-
Dan Smith will
impregnate you. Everyone knows that.
-
Dan Smith will
suck a nigga dick or somethin’
-
Dan Smith will
insert a guitar…..into my rectum!!!!!
-
Dan Smith will
intentionally spray milk out his nose at parties
-
Dan Smith will
breastfeed a chipmunk back to good health
-
Dan Smith will
OD on green apple Jolly Ranchers
-
Dan Smith will
bring in the noize. and the funk.
-
Dan Smith will
… or won’t he?
-
Dan Smith will
bring the pain
-
Dan Smith will
Will get you laid w/o taking your clothing off.
-
Dan Smith will
explain why his flyers don’t get torn down.
-
Dan Smith will
Smile blankly at you till it gets kinda creepy.
-
Dan Smith will
never let you down, run around or desert you.
-
Dan Smith will
Teach you correct fingering
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Dan Smith will
dropkick your yappy dog
-
Dan Smith will
never have a hysterectomy
-
Dan Smith will
never expect the Spanish Inquistion, or 9/11