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  • Dan Smith will

    test fire your rape cannon

  • Dan Smith will

    lick milk out of a toliet

  • Dan Smith will

    secretly think Michael Bolton looks ok in eyeliner

  • Dan Smith will

    eventually find his illegitimate child named Evan.

  • Dan Smith will

    look awesome with a mustache though.

  • Dan Smith will

    never ever do a mustache project again.

  • Dan Smith will

    hate on Swedish creative directors.

  • Dan Smith will

    hate on Korean producers.

  • Dan Smith will

    not actually rape you.

  • Dan Smith will

    tell you his mouth is purdy.

  • Dan Smith will

    leave if you give him back his wand.

  • Dan Smith will

    try and fail at hating Rakel.

  • Dan Smith will

    keep 6 bottles on his desk. Gotta’ stay hydrated.

  • Dan Smith will

    have too many Google projects to ever do.

  • Dan Smith will

    not like your cola flavored bubble gum.

  • Dan Smith will

    not do Friday beers at 6:30.

  • Dan Smith will

    あなたのためにそれを翻訳する。

  • Dan Smith will

    translate that into Japanse for you.

  • Dan Smith will

    play Friday by Rebecca Black for everyone. (hint)

  • Dan Smith will

    not accept duplicate comments

  • Dan Smith will

    aways be cursed to sing.

  • Dan Smith will

    has baby arms. Never forget.

  • Dan Smith will

    get his smooth on.

  • Dan Smith will

    not mind maggot pad thai.

  • Dan Smith will

    eat a trash nuggets.

  • Dan Smith will

    eat those trash nuggets.

  • Dan Smith will

    kidnap Evan and have him stay in LA.

  • Dan Smith will

    roll his eyes at Evan.

  • Dan Smith will

    eat cheeseburger springrolls for lunch.

  • Dan Smith will

    eat all 20 McNuggets.

  • Dan Smith will

    add whistle tips. WOO WOO

  • Dan Smith will

    bite your thumb.

  • Dan Smith will

    deny being a KKK member.

  • Dan Smith will

    growl at the delivery men.

  • Dan Smith will

    Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan

  • Dan Smith will

    probably regret Five Guys.

  • Dan Smith will

    always have left the office

  • Dan Smith will

    never be as dramatic as that side of the office.

  • Dan Smith will

    not do what Donnie don’t does

  • Dan Smith will

    suxdix

  • Dan Smith will

    never end.

  • Dan Smith will

    be sad when Dan Smith ends.

  • Dan Smith will

    help you save your layer comps

  • Dan Smith will

    Dan Smith in his meeting with Emily. (I saw you)

  • Dan Smith will

    hide in the conference room in the dark

  • Dan Smith will

    give you 50 geocaching ideas.

  • Dan Smith will

    pass around the haterade

  • Dan Smith will

    doesn’t poop on the job.

  • Dan Smith will

    hate on the people who take the elevator one floor

  • Dan Smith will

    fly across the country and back in day.

  • Dan Smith will

    wait 25 seconds for the elevator to respond

  • Dan Smith will

    taco taco burrito burrito.

  • Dan Smith will

    not be getting Five Guys.

  • Dan Smith will

    leave the office… in 5 minutes. No really.

  • Dan Smith will

    sing about father Allen lay in hell and gore.

  • Dan Smith will

    not eat cold empenadas

  • Dan Smith will

    share his empenada?

  • Dan Smith will

    actually be named Karl.

  • Dan Smith will

    not smoke. Ever.

  • Dan Smith will

    watch videos of girls pooping in hot tubs.

  • Dan Smith will

    teach you how to upload your face.

  • Dan Smith will

    . no, actually, he won’t.

  • Dan Smith will

    throw you under the bus. Every time.

  • Dan Smith will

    make sexy layer comps.

  • Dan Smith will

    fix it.

  • Dan Smith will

    post comments too quickly.

  • Dan Smith will

    write your name in blood

  • Dan Smith will

    not accept your Skype transfer.

  • Dan Smith will

    willface

  • Dan Smith will

    style OJ Simpson’s mustache.

  • Dan Smith will

    say BYE BYE in very deep voice.

  • Dan Smith will

    draw suggestive looking hotdogs

  • Dan Smith will

    never be Ron Swanson

  • Dan Smith will

    get money and then get paid

  • Dan Smith will

    be there…so you are not alone…

  • Dan Smith will

    Never play his guitar.

  • Dan Smith will

    show you his if you show him yours

  • Dan Smith will

    eat the worm

  • Dan Smith will

    go to cafe cafe to poop while at work.

  • Dan Smith will

    splash out at clients’

  • Dan Smith will

    never poop at work.

  • Dan Smith will

    never wash his hands after pooping at work

  • Dan Smith will

    check in 4square miles away. Fuck the rules.

  • Dan Smith will

    teach you “There’s only one you in the world”

  • Dan Smith will

    not name his layers. Everyone knows what Layer3 is

  • Dan Smith will

    wear his favorite seaman sweater every day.

  • Dan Smith will

    eat trash oranges.

  • Dan Smith will

    want Nicole Muniz to get with the memes.

  • Dan Smith will

    haunt your dreams.

  • Dan Smith will

    suck you off for a buck

  • Dan Smith will

    eat oranges for life.

  • Dan Smith will

    ^^vvBA (start)

  • Dan Smith will

    soon be executed.

  • Dan Smith will

    make Chris Hanson look like Patty Stanger

  • Dan Smith will

    touch children where it counts!

  • Dan Smith will

    shit his pants

  • Dan Smith will

    follow you into the dark.

  • Dan Smith will

    will not tolerate such insolence!!

  • Dan Smith will

    lactate.

  • Dan Smith will

    cry when he sees this.

  • Dan Smith will

    make it rain.

  • Dan Smith will

    will be the last thing you ever see.

  • Dan Smith will

    motorboat that shit.

  • Dan Smith will

    text you with directions.

  • Dan Smith will

    pray for you

  • Dan Smith will

    get twenty more photos of himself taken asap

  • Dan Smith will

    apparently do anything

  • Dan Smith will

    I am.

  • Dan Smith will

    order soup but get worm sauce.

  • Dan Smith will

    never order Thai Angel anymore..

  • Dan Smith will

    tuna fish

  • Dan Smith will

    will a will for Will.

  • Dan Smith will

    distract you from doing any work for 45 minutes.

  • Dan Smith will

    Google+ you.

  • Dan Smith will

    be riding on a pig.

  • Dan Smith will

    stroke the headstock.

  • Dan Smith will

    be forever alone.

  • Dan Smith will

    ROFLCOPTER!

  • Dan Smith will

    use diamonds to travel through time.

  • Dan Smith will

    be your president in 2012!!!

  • Dan Smith will

    be the Mayor of Wammytown.

  • Dan Smith will

    double deep Tweet.

  • Dan Smith will

    probably use Comic Sans.

  • Dan Smith will

    order medium rare, but always get medium.

  • Dan Smith will

    watch Fresh Prince re-runs with you.

  • Dan Smith will

    make fliers that say “Dan Smith will put up fliers

  • Dan Smith will

    try to tell you it was the chair.

  • Dan Smith will

    SWALLOW YOUR SOUL.

  • Dan Smith will

    call you back but wait 2 weeks.

  • Dan Smith will

    probably break his G string

  • Dan Smith will

    hammer on.

  • Dan Smith will

    never give you up or let you down.

  • Dan Smith will

    lutd

  • Dan Smith will

    impregnate you. Everyone knows that.

  • Dan Smith will

    suck a nigga dick or somethin’

  • Dan Smith will

    insert a guitar…..into my rectum!!!!!

  • Dan Smith will

    intentionally spray milk out his nose at parties

  • Dan Smith will

    breastfeed a chipmunk back to good health

  • Dan Smith will

    OD on green apple Jolly Ranchers

  • Dan Smith will

    bring in the noize. and the funk.

  • Dan Smith will

    … or won’t he?

  • Dan Smith will

    bring the pain

  • Dan Smith will

    Will get you laid w/o taking your clothing off.

  • Dan Smith will

    explain why his flyers don’t get torn down.

  • Dan Smith will

    Smile blankly at you till it gets kinda creepy.

  • Dan Smith will

    never let you down, run around or desert you.

  • Dan Smith will

    Teach you correct fingering

  • Dan Smith will

    dropkick your yappy dog

  • Dan Smith will

    never have a hysterectomy

  • Dan Smith will

    never expect the Spanish Inquistion, or 9/11

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