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Dan Smith will
not wikki wikki wikki shut up!
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Dan Smith will
put absolutely anything in his mouth.
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Dan Smith will
test
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Dan Smith will
shave your balls for five dollars
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Dan Smith will
teach you how to talk lik ea crawfish
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Dan Smith will
have boners over josh 24/7
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Dan Smith will
cry
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Dan Smith will
spin in a circle
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Dan Smith will
jump up and down
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Dan Smith will
cure your lupus.
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Dan Smith will
make you weep
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Dan Smith will
have sex for a bag of chips
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Dan Smith will
have your babies for cash
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Dan Smith will
make you scream for more
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Dan Smith will
find a friend.
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Dan Smith will
never actually have a student.
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Dan Smith will
stop at nothing to find you.
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Dan Smith will
eat you.
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Dan Smith will
kill your children.
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Dan Smith will
refer to himself in the third person. Repeatedly.
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Dan Smith will
Eat poop daily for months
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Dan Smith will
name his penis “the kidney disturber”
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Dan Smith will
Give Cassidy the guitar lessons shes always wanted
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Dan Smith will
pamper bowie
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Dan Smith will
eat the box
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Dan Smith will
serve
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Dan Smith will
will.
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Dan Smith will
serve his nickel
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Dan Smith will
get you laid
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Dan Smith will
do the hucklebuck
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Dan Smith will
yell “NO, IT’S NOT FUCKING SHOWTIME” on the subway
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Dan Smith will
lose his temper at the “IT’S SHOWTIME” subway guys
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Dan Smith will
die horribly on 12/21/12.
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Dan Smith will
feel it, see it, hear it today.
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Dan Smith will
find you. kill you.
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Dan Smith will
love you
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Dan Smith will
hit you up if you wanna chill
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Dan Smith will
sell you some smack
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Dan Smith will
learn to be free
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Dan Smith will
need need need
need -
Dan Smith will
love
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Dan Smith will
eat a bagel
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Dan Smith will
never, ever, teach you guitar.
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Dan Smith will
suck dick
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Dan Smith will
keep your secret to himself
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Dan Smith will
shop at walmart
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Dan Smith will
marry your ugly sister
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Dan Smith will
learn ya gitar
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Dan Smith will
go home, he’s drunk.
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Dan Smith will
ask you if your mom is single.
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Dan Smith will
sometimes question how his life turned out.
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Dan Smith will
stick it in your ass without permission.
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Dan Smith will
fuck witout a rubber.
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Dan Smith will
act in your live-action muppet re-enactment.
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Dan Smith will
take silver in the 500m butterfly the 2016 games.
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Dan Smith will
walk you home, come in for coffee and fuck you.
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Dan Smith will
absolutely see you at the holiday party.
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Dan Smith will
chill the fuck out, bro.
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Dan Smith will
act on the instructions from the neighbors dog.
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Dan Smith will
never not teach you how to play guitar.
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Dan Smith will
get 25 to life for that triple murder/rape.
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Dan Smith will
sometimes violently sob in public.
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Dan Smith will
always cherish what we had together.
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Dan Smith will
never get out alive.
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Dan Smith will
move you.
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Dan Smith will
never forgive, never forget.
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Dan Smith will
HAVE A SHITE
- Dan Smith will
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Dan Smith will
transcend.
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Dan Smith will
never be able to give birth again
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Dan Smith will
burn
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Dan Smith will
help your mother last night
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Dan Smith will
steal your virginities
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Dan Smith will
die tomorrow
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Dan Smith will
Just look at you.
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Dan Smith will
palpate your cat
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Dan Smith will
give me a lifetime supply of nachos
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Dan Smith will
teach you to play slide guitar with your pecker ..
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Dan Smith will
give YOU the anyhoo …
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Dan Smith will
not be called ratchet
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Dan Smith will
sing to the lords with his beautiful vocals
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Dan Smith will
eat bowie for breakfast
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Dan Smith will
rue the day
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Dan Smith will
sit in a white room with a guitar
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Dan Smith will
train with Batman this winter.
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Dan Smith will
experience a huge traffic spike
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Dan Smith will
not buy a new macbook pro. right?
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Dan Smith will
go responsive soon
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Dan Smith will
go coif-to-coif with lyle lovett any day
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Dan Smith will
buy new Apple gadgets
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Dan Smith will
Learn gangam style
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Dan Smith will
teach you to play guitar with your feet.
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Dan Smith will
not be made a fool of.
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Dan Smith will
Bop It
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Dan Smith will
remember about Dre.
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Dan Smith will
school Chuck Norris that old shit!
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Dan Smith will
fix Luciano`s foot before marathon day!
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Dan Smith will
teach me Wiccan ethics
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Dan Smith will
teach me how to forefoot strike
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Dan Smith will
make me a cake
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Dan Smith will
teach you things that will haunt you forever.
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Dan Smith will
เป นจ งหวะคร บ . . . พอด ผมต องไปซ อเวชภ ณฑ ท จ
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Dan Smith will
seorang pedagang seandl bertanyakepada seorang cew
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Dan Smith will
date Lady GaGa, whether she’s fat or not
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Dan Smith will
teach you how to get binders full of women
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Dan Smith will
teach you to age gracefully.
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Dan Smith will
wake you up and then kick you in the face
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Dan Smith will
jump
jump -
Dan Smith will
suck a baboon’s balls while fingering his anus …
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Dan Smith will
play Taps, gently ….
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Dan Smith will
present a clear thesis, backed by textual evidence
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Dan Smith will
check all his spelling.
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Dan Smith will
teach you guitar, Saul.
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Dan Smith will
not use avoidant prose.
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Dan Smith will
give you up, let you down, run around, desert you.
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Dan Smith will
give you a rectal exam
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Dan Smith will
mashes potatoes like he has sex with women.
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Dan Smith will
bum Connor and Sarah furiously
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Dan Smith will
Teach you Rock and Blues guitar, then FUCK YOU
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Dan Smith will
show you his plan to kill the Bat Man.
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Dan Smith will
rock your bod.
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Dan Smith will
stare at you until you play it right.
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Dan Smith will
do or do not. He will never try.
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Dan Smith will
never forget.
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Dan Smith will
Know Wavelength Division Multiplex
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Dan Smith will
teach you the dark arts.
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Dan Smith will
turn you into a baby duck
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Dan Smith will
Date your little sister
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Dan Smith will
Revolutionize crystal meth
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Dan Smith will
Not be ignored, ever
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Dan Smith will
Will have his cake and eat it too
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Dan Smith will
Plead insanity
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Dan Smith will
Trade blood diamonds
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Dan Smith will
Discover cold fusion
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Dan Smith will
Date your sister
-
Dan Smith will
Ahli nujum 490-476Anak kunci 192-197Anjing berkela
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Dan Smith will
lie to you for your own protection
-
Dan Smith will
lie to you for your own good
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Dan Smith will
destroy your hairy ass
-
Dan Smith will
moo
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Dan Smith will
milk your penis
-
Dan Smith will
teach you
guitarmath -
Dan Smith will
play While My Penis Gently Weeps
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Dan Smith will
use a double sided dildo with Kenny G
-
Dan Smith will
shave your fathers initials in to his pubic hair
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Dan Smith will
always wear a sweater even in the middle of summer
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Dan Smith will
open his clasped hands and show you his penis
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Dan Smith will
˙uʍop ǝpısdn pɐǝɹ noʎ ɥɔnɯ os noʎ ǝʌoן
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Dan Smith will
name his penis “the kidney disturber”