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  • Dan Smith will

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    shave your balls for five dollars

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    teach you how to talk lik ea crawfish

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    cry

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    spin in a circle

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    jump up and down

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    cure your lupus.

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    make you weep

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    have sex for a bag of chips

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    have your babies for cash

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    make you scream for more

  • Dan Smith will

    find a friend.

  • Dan Smith will

    never actually have a student.

  • Dan Smith will

    stop at nothing to find you.

  • Dan Smith will

    eat you.

  • Dan Smith will

    kill your children.

  • Dan Smith will

    refer to himself in the third person. Repeatedly.

  • Dan Smith will

    Eat poop daily for months

  • Dan Smith will

    name his penis “the kidney disturber”

  • Dan Smith will

    Give Cassidy the guitar lessons shes always wanted

  • Dan Smith will

    pamper bowie

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    eat the box

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    serve

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    will.

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    serve his nickel

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    get you laid

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    do the hucklebuck

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    yell “NO, IT’S NOT FUCKING SHOWTIME” on the subway

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    lose his temper at the “IT’S SHOWTIME” subway guys

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    die horribly on 12/21/12.

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    feel it, see it, hear it today.

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    find you. kill you.

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    love you

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    hit you up if you wanna chill

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    sell you some smack

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    learn to be free

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    need need need
    need

  • Dan Smith will

    love

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    eat a bagel

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    never, ever, teach you guitar.

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    suck dick

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    keep your secret to himself

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    shop at walmart

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    marry your ugly sister

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    learn ya gitar

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    go home, he’s drunk.

  • Dan Smith will

    ask you if your mom is single.

  • Dan Smith will

    sometimes question how his life turned out.

  • Dan Smith will

    stick it in your ass without permission.

  • Dan Smith will

    fuck witout a rubber.

  • Dan Smith will

    act in your live-action muppet re-enactment.

  • Dan Smith will

    take silver in the 500m butterfly the 2016 games.

  • Dan Smith will

    walk you home, come in for coffee and fuck you.

  • Dan Smith will

    absolutely see you at the holiday party.

  • Dan Smith will

    chill the fuck out, bro.

  • Dan Smith will

    act on the instructions from the neighbors dog.

  • Dan Smith will

    never not teach you how to play guitar.

  • Dan Smith will

    get 25 to life for that triple murder/rape.

  • Dan Smith will

    sometimes violently sob in public.

  • Dan Smith will

    always cherish what we had together.

  • Dan Smith will

    never get out alive.

  • Dan Smith will

    move you.

  • Dan Smith will

    never forgive, never forget.

  • Dan Smith will

    HAVE A SHITE

  • Dan Smith will
  • Dan Smith will

    transcend.

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    never be able to give birth again

  • Dan Smith will

    burn

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    help your mother last night

  • Dan Smith will

    steal your virginities

  • Dan Smith will

    die tomorrow

  • Dan Smith will

    Just look at you.

  • Dan Smith will

    palpate your cat

  • Dan Smith will

    give me a lifetime supply of nachos

  • Dan Smith will

    teach you to play slide guitar with your pecker ..

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    give YOU the anyhoo …

  • Dan Smith will

    not be called ratchet

  • Dan Smith will

    sing to the lords with his beautiful vocals

  • Dan Smith will

    eat bowie for breakfast

  • Dan Smith will

    rue the day

  • Dan Smith will

    sit in a white room with a guitar

  • Dan Smith will

    train with Batman this winter.

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    experience a huge traffic spike

  • Dan Smith will

    not buy a new macbook pro. right?

  • Dan Smith will

    do the timewarp again

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    go responsive soon

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    go coif-to-coif with lyle lovett any day

  • Dan Smith will

    buy new Apple gadgets

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    Learn gangam style

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    teach you to play guitar with your feet.

  • Dan Smith will

    not be made a fool of.

  • Dan Smith will

    Bop It

  • Dan Smith will

    remember about Dre.

  • Dan Smith will

    school Chuck Norris that old shit!

  • Dan Smith will

    fix Luciano`s foot before marathon day!

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    teach me Wiccan ethics

  • Dan Smith will

    teach me how to forefoot strike

  • Dan Smith will

    make me a cake

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    teach you things that will haunt you forever.

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    date Lady GaGa, whether she’s fat or not

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    teach you how to get binders full of women

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    teach you to age gracefully.

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    wake you up and then kick you in the face

  • Dan Smith will

    jump
    jump

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    suck a baboon’s balls while fingering his anus …

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    play Taps, gently ….

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    present a clear thesis, backed by textual evidence

  • Dan Smith will

    check all his spelling.

  • Dan Smith will

    teach you guitar, Saul.

  • Dan Smith will

    not use avoidant prose.

  • Dan Smith will

    give you up, let you down, run around, desert you.

  • Dan Smith will

    give you a rectal exam

  • Dan Smith will

    mashes potatoes like he has sex with women.

  • Dan Smith will

    bum Connor and Sarah furiously

  • Dan Smith will

    Teach you Rock and Blues guitar, then FUCK YOU

  • Dan Smith will

    show you his plan to kill the Bat Man.

  • Dan Smith will

    rock your bod.

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    stare at you until you play it right.

  • Dan Smith will

    do or do not. He will never try.

  • Dan Smith will

    never forget.

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    Know Wavelength Division Multiplex

  • Dan Smith will

    teach you the dark arts.

  • Dan Smith will

    turn you into a baby duck

  • Dan Smith will

    Date your little sister

  • Dan Smith will

    Revolutionize crystal meth

  • Dan Smith will

    Not be ignored, ever

  • Dan Smith will

    Will have his cake and eat it too

  • Dan Smith will

    Plead insanity

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    Trade blood diamonds

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    Discover cold fusion

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    Date your sister

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    lie to you for your own protection

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    lie to you for your own good

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    destroy your hairy ass

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    moo

  • Dan Smith will

    milk your penis

  • Dan Smith will

    teach youguitarmath

  • Dan Smith will

    play While My Penis Gently Weeps

  • Dan Smith will

    use a double sided dildo with Kenny G

  • Dan Smith will

    shave your fathers initials in to his pubic hair

  • Dan Smith will

    always wear a sweater even in the middle of summer

  • Dan Smith will

    open his clasped hands and show you his penis

  • Dan Smith will

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  • Dan Smith will

    name his penis “the kidney disturber”

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